Oh, dear
You should have said football or something like that.

I did ballet at school. I wasn't bad, I was awful, as at any other sport. No B3ta ballet class for me, thanks.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

me too. I remember at my recital when I was 7, I was at the BACK.
I was crushed.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I used to be at the back too
And the teacher would tell me "it's better not to move, darling, than moving like that" with a big smile, before the function.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I was in my junior school choir.
I was told to stand at the back, and mime. Bastards.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)

when I was doing GCSE music
our teacher told us that we had to join the choir. Went to one practice and the teacher was all "yeah, you don't need to be in the choir"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

A friend of mine
who couldn't sing, was told she was the most important person in the choir, as she had to sing with her heart.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Controversial.
How DOES one mime 'bastards', by the way?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Hahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)

With the exception of eyes that work,
I've never wanted anything so much as I did to be good at football as a kid. Unfortunately I was stunningly inept
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I bet I'm worse

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

So why then
have you said you wanted to do ballet? Sometimes I think you're looking for abuse.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:47, Reply)

He's like our very own pissboy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Cos I gave up on football a long time ago
And it would have no useful purpose for me any more. As a kid I dreamt of being a professional footballer, but I think my moment to do so may have passed now. Whereas if I was good at Ballet it would be enormously useful for my Ballroom, in respect of balance, posture and flexibility.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)

You'd probably be gay too
and you'd bee to worried about your body to enjoy a burguer. No, I like you as you are.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

And this is why I love you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:00, Reply)

:-)

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:09, Reply)