Fuck the fuck off
I did find it enormously amusing that his name is actually Ian Watkins, so the "H" must have just stood for Homosexual. Cos we couldn't tell otherwise, of course.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:03, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Or "Harvey," which I think is a good contemporary alternative to "Joey"

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)

My friend had dinner with him a couple of times
He's annoying apparently... no shit
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Welsh person in 'is annoying' shocker

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Scotch person in "is grumpy" shocker

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:08, Reply)

You've upset me now
Please tell Ms Foxtrot that I'm inordinately fond of you, and if you weren't a massive bumder I'd be after you myself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:10, Reply)

That would be substantially worse
Nonetheless I choose to take this statement at face value *smugs*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I can't fucking win, can I?
See, this is why I don't have female friends.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I'd have thought that was boob envy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:16, Reply)

It's a matter of finding the right ones

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I must say
the ladies on here do seem to be very nice types. But I generally find women too bitchy/needy/whiny to be friends with. And men are so much easier to manipulate, even though I try not to do it too much...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Sorry Amberl
I'm choosing to read this as a response to my post
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:32, Reply)

So did I, at first
it's all about the boobs...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:33, Reply)

l ways
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Wow, that 'Steps Factbook' really was worth buying after all, then?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Useless info innit
I believe my capacity for retaining that sort of trivia is well established.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:07, Reply)

actually
it stood for "hyperactive".

but "homo" is much much better.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:22, Reply)

You bloody what?
How on EARTH do you know that? Even I didn't know that!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:24, Reply)

read an interview with him once
back when they were famous.

i said to my friend "ooh guess what that twat h says the h stands for" and she said "er, homosexual?"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Given that Steps' target demographic was 8-12 year olds
and they were famous in the mid-90s, I conclude that you are either lying about your age (in the wrong direction) or have phenomenally poor music taste
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:39, Reply)

i never lie about my age
the photos say it all.

however, my friend did buy 4 tickets and drag us to see them. best gig ever in terms of getting served at the bar...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 13:04, Reply)

see
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Watkins_(Steps)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I didn't know he was gay.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)