An eleven year old boy on Omegle once told me I was pretty cool for 37
I immediately felt like I was grooming him, and got a bit guilty. It probably didn't help matters that I told him he was pretty cool for eleven.

Conversely, I made a nice friend from an Omegle chat, and we even talk now on fb.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:52, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've only ever been on Omegle hammered,
people seem to lose interest when you say you're a guy or you're not horny.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

what the fuck is Omegle?
Is it like chatroulette, only with less wanking?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

yeah text only

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

*LOL show us your tits*
*OK then .. ( . ) *

*that was only one though!*

*yeah, what, do you think I'm some kind of slut?*

I can see how that could be interesting ...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)

in my experience it goes
them: hi
me: hi
them: asl?
me: 29/m/uk
the other party has disconnected

or something like that anyway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)

yep that's the one

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)

The art of trolling
has some funny examples.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)

can't be arsed with that
would rather go on damnyouautocorrect and laugh until the back of my head hurts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Some of those are very funny
In other news, someone please make me go and do my packing, or I'll never be ready for my big expedition tomorrow.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

go and do your packing, or you'll never be ready for your big expedition tomorrow.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

i own a horse
etc
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

i tried it once after reading about it on here
the first guy was actually a b3tan and after a while i mentioned b3ta and he said "that's really weird because you remind me of this girl who posts on there called rachelswipe". this freaked us both out, but we do gaz occasionally now.

after that, i got nothing but horny turkish teenagers. i find the following response to the eternal A/S/L worked like a charm:

F
UK
YOU?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

that is pretty weird

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

he wasn't anyone i'd ever heard of, a bit of a lurker
but a nice guy. and happily married, so not even a creepy tit-gaz seeker.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)

speaking of which
fairly sure you still owe me one
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)

i sent that last week
didn't you get it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

we all know you didn't send it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I got mine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

a photo of Al's corpulent chest doesn't count

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I always seem to get ASL as the first thing people type
but for every few wankers (literally) with no brains, I find I get one or two good conversations.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)

i always felt awkward talking to dave on /talk
he'd always send me gazzes, which didn't really say anything, but still
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Didn't really say anything
because they consisted entirely of cock pics?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)

they said "bed"

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)

He was telling you new words he learnt that day.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

"OMG BED IS SO AWESOMEEEEEEEEE CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO BEEEEEEED
YOU GOING TO BED??!!!?! FUCK YEAH BED!"
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Maybe he was using 'street slang' to refer to the town of Bedford.
This is a sound guess because Bedford really is 'SO AWESOMEEEEEEEEE', you can ask anyone. Most people can't wait to go there.


It is the dullest place on earth. Its only saving grace last time I was there was a place with a massive 'AMERICAN POOL' sign outside, from which some wag had purloined the 'L'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

last time I was there was a place with a massive 'AMERICAN POOL' sign outside, from which some wag had purloined the 'L'. is that it's down the road from Milton Keynes, which manages to be so dull and soulless it makes Bedford look positively exciting by comparison.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Oh hey seems like you're looking for this
*a rise out of me*
there you go
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Actually, that one was driven by several very dull weeks spent in Bedford a couple of years ago.
Though I admit it does look as if I've been bashing you quite hard this afternoon. Not sure why. I think I'm rather bored.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

It's ok I can take it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)

He's not a bishop you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

On a similar, but less funny, note
Somebody has removed the first "L" from the sign of our Holland & Barrett
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Who said Norwich is shit eh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Oh, LOADS of people
I mean, there's not an awful lot to do here, then there's the inbreeding and... oh I see what you did there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)

*pandering alert*
You are pretty fucking cool. And purely for juxtaposition, you're also pretty hot.

Now let us never speak of this again.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Careful, your missus might hear you
also, I *am* hot. And cool. Which makes me about lukewarm.

Tepid. I'm tepid.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I'm not complimenting you again
You might think I like you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)