Edinburgh
for my sins.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh
Between that and the reference to flights earlier I thought you might be on the Costa Del Sol or something. Edinburgh's supposed to be nice though. Busy tomorrow?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Yeah, it's lovely.
Why, are you taking me out for dinner?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Eh, why not
I need friends on this board by hook or by crook. Or bribery. Or bumming.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)

always the bumming.
Anyway, laters. Let's hope for a good game tonight rather than Jose parking his hideously expensive white bus, eh?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Oh god, yes
I personally hope for a repeat of the first El Clasico of the season, to be bettered only by Barca's hilarious dismemberment of United in the final.

Have a good evening in the sun mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)

A thousand times this

( djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Barcelona 5,000 - 0 Real Madrid?
That sounds fucking brilliant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I was up Arthur's Seat this afternoon
But unlike Darth, I'm referring to the hill in Edinburgh.
( djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I bummed a man called Arthur
In case that wasn't clear
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:12, Reply)

:D

( djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Your sister fancies me
She said so, with absolutely no trace of sarcasm.

Have a word.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Her taste is questionable at best
If she ever visits me in East Anglia again I'll send her up the road to harass you while you're DJing.
( djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)

She's married to a paedo Santa. That's what I heard.

I say 'heard', I mean 'made up and spread around the internet'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Making things up and spreading them around the internet
is the best way to establish provable facts.
cf. Lampito's love of anal sex.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)

all things can be proved by the phrase "I seen it!"

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)

He's totally a pedo Santa

( djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)

There we go. It's now an ONLINE FACT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:38, Reply)

That would be fucking hilarious
I imagine her face would be akin to that look of someone who's smelt a nasty poo.

Hang about, do you live in Anglia?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)

He lives in a poncey city full of bikes.
And I'm not talking about his fiancee.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Oh, Cambridge
I like Cambridge, I spent a lot of time there whilst my ex was at Uni
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)

BOOM.
Nice day for it. I'm stuck in fucking office, innit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I'm on holiday.
Well, on the bus back home to Glenrothes. Hope to be living in Edinburgh before the end of the year.
( djtrialprice, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)

And with that
I've decided I've had enough with the fucking marking and I'm off to enjoy the sun. 'noon all.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)