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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i am stuck at work until about 8.45
then going for a greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek with my lovely friend.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
smashing!
plates
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:28, Reply)
it really is the best greek restaurant ever
*dribbles*

AND the waiter is come-in-your-pants hot

*dribbles at the other end*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:34, Reply)
mmmm
I hear the best way to pull waiters is with punching
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:35, Reply)
this guy is so hot that
you couldn't do anything except say "gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" in manner of attractive gaping mong or similar.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:50, Reply)
So you put on your best voice then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:53, Reply)
sssssh
it's not me who's from the west cunt-ree
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:00, Reply)
You just like to spend time in the sunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:02, Reply)
ai don't talk like thet
ai was living in backinghamshire when ai learned to talk
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:04, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:12, Reply)
That's your bumholes way of leaving a nice musky scent to attract the males of the species
/David Attenborough voiceover
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:56, Reply)
hey
i do not, have not, and will not ever, dribble out of my bumhole.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:00, Reply)
have you never had food poisoning?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:02, Reply)
genuinely not
apart from possibly last year from soup.

i think it's quite hard to get food poisoning if you're vegetarian.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:04, Reply)
you're not missing much

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:11, Reply)
I don't know.
food poisoning is a great way to lose a couple of stone in a couple of days.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:13, Reply)
all via your ass

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:14, Reply)
A lot of the weight loss can come from vomiting.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Whatever happened to that bloke who had bumhole related 'musky' problems from his wife
It's all natural Swipey
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:05, Reply)
you bullied him away
and there is nothing natural about bumholes.

just ask your 12 inch cock and see what effect the thought has on him.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Speaking of which they seem a touchy lot over on links, I only popped over to say hi but it seems to have gone so terribly wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:16, Reply)
show me!!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:22, Reply)
It's very funny.
Rory does some top baiting.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:23, Reply)
that is not showing me
SHOW ME
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:25, Reply)
http://b3ta.com/links/
If you are too lazy to click on the link to the 'Links' page.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Nobody wants to play nicely
www.b3ta.com/links/just_when_you_thought_Cameron_couldnt_be_more_of_a_cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:25, Reply)
thank you both
why do they rise to it? like tiny little loaves of bread!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:28, Reply)

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