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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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it really is the best greek restaurant ever
*dribbles*

AND the waiter is come-in-your-pants hot

*dribbles at the other end*
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
mmmm
I hear the best way to pull waiters is with punching
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:35, Reply)
this guy is so hot that
you couldn't do anything except say "gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" in manner of attractive gaping mong or similar.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:50, Reply)
So you put on your best voice then.

(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:53, Reply)
sssssh
it's not me who's from the west cunt-ree
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:00, Reply)
You just like to spend time in the sunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:02, Reply)
ai don't talk like thet
ai was living in backinghamshire when ai learned to talk
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:04, Reply)


(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:12, Reply)
That's your bumholes way of leaving a nice musky scent to attract the males of the species
/David Attenborough voiceover
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:56, Reply)
hey
i do not, have not, and will not ever, dribble out of my bumhole.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:00, Reply)
have you never had food poisoning?

(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:02, Reply)
genuinely not
apart from possibly last year from soup.

i think it's quite hard to get food poisoning if you're vegetarian.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:04, Reply)
you're not missing much

(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:11, Reply)
I don't know.
food poisoning is a great way to lose a couple of stone in a couple of days.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:13, Reply)
all via your ass

(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:14, Reply)
A lot of the weight loss can come from vomiting.

(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Whatever happened to that bloke who had bumhole related 'musky' problems from his wife
It's all natural Swipey
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:05, Reply)
you bullied him away
and there is nothing natural about bumholes.

just ask your 12 inch cock and see what effect the thought has on him.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Speaking of which they seem a touchy lot over on links, I only popped over to say hi but it seems to have gone so terribly wrong

(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:16, Reply)
show me!!!

(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:22, Reply)
It's very funny.
Rory does some top baiting.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:23, Reply)
that is not showing me
SHOW ME
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:25, Reply)
http://b3ta.com/links/
If you are too lazy to click on the link to the 'Links' page.
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Nobody wants to play nicely
www.b3ta.com/links/just_when_you_thought_Cameron_couldnt_be_more_of_a_cunt
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:25, Reply)
thank you both
why do they rise to it? like tiny little loaves of bread!
(, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:28, Reply)

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