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Eeeeeeeeevening thread!
I am all packed and ready for my long weekend in the motherland, and I am going to enjoy a nice glass of something yum tonight in celebration.
What are you going to do?
Alt: whatever. Tea, or something. I don't care.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:06,
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Your brother says you're married to a paedo Santa.
I told his that was bang out of order but he persisted. I'm sorry.
Al: Tea was two hours ago.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:08,
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I can't believe that
Not half an hour ago I was talking to him about buying him a birthday present and he never fucking mentioned that! I must disown him immediately.
Thank you for bringing this to my attention.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:10,
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I'd love a brew, please
milk and half a sugar, ta
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:10,
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NO, Crunchy!
Tea with sugar is just WRONG.
I used to take sugar when I was a kid, but when it got the point where I needed four sugards just to able to taste it, I realised enough was enough. It really does taste much nicer without it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:12,
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I started giving up sugar, but then I realised
i liked it, so it was foolish to give it up
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:33,
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I've not had a tea all day.
But I've had several cups of coffee.
I don't know what to do this evening, the pub is tempting, but so kicking back and doing fuck all.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:10,
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I would always go with 'fuck all'
call it 'meditating'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:16,
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There is football on the tellybox tonight
And whilst I don't care for either team, it might be an entertaining game to watch.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:16,
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This sounds interesting
Plus, those forrin teams seem to actually know how to play, which helps. The only downside is that I have to endure Adrian Chiles while watching it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:20,
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You could listen to the game on the radio and just watch the pictures on the telly.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:33,
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You can't beat the effort/reward ratio with fuck all
division by zero FTW!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:45,
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If you don't care I'll never fucking care about this thread
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:11,
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SYWD
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:15,
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I have nothing to say but IT'S MY SECOND B3TADAY
yaaaaaay
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:14,
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Happy candle day.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:15,
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Thanks
trust it to happen on a day when I'm not around
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:16,
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If you're not around.
Who is replying to me?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:17,
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OOOH WHO KNOWS?
Nah, I was out of action today. My electrical goods all ran out of battery and I was very very very hungover.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:18,
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You went out last night to celebrate candle day.
How hardcore is that!!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:18,
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I went to celebrate handing my essay and doing my first exam
I've failed the latter, I seriously think.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:46,
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What was the exam on?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:21,
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paper
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:55,
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scissors.
I win.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:56,
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atomic bomb
...I win
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:57,
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No you don't.
Not unless you can explain to me the rules of 'Stone, Paper, Scissors... Atomic Bomb'
And tell me what the hand sign is for it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:58,
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I know it's a version I've seen played
but mostly by kids who probably just didn't want to lose. I think atomic bomb beats everything. It's a little unbalanced
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:00,
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You've just made that up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:01,
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nope
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:01,
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happy candle day!
you're so young!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:34,
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Congrats
or commiserations, I'm never quite sure.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:46,
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Happy Candleday Lampers
How have you managed to not whore it about until now?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 18:49,
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Happy candle day
May there be many more to come
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:15,
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Happy Candleday!
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:32,
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OMG HAPPY CANDLEBUM
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:35,
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is no one doing anything
exciting this evening?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:09,
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I might go out for an hour Captain.
But that'll depend if the football is any good or not. If it's a good match, I'll stay in.
What are you doing?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:12,
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nowt
perhaps I should
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:17,
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What options have you got available?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:19,
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dunno...um
make something from wool...or beads...or code. Arse about on the internet.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:21,
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Why not go to a local pub for a pint.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:26,
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I don't know which one won't get me stabbed or nastily letched at
My armchair is comfier
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:27,
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According to FB
my brother's girlfriend's BFF is currently in Bristol boozing it up.
I could get you an introduction - she reminds me of Rachelswipe.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:48,
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I don't live in Bristol
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:51,
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Where are you then?
I felt sure you were in Brizzle.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:57,
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Fulham - Bolton?
Should be gripping.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:47,
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i am stuck at work until about 8.45
then going for a greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek with my lovely friend.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:25,
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smashing!
plates
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:28,
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it really is the best greek restaurant ever
*dribbles*
AND the waiter is come-in-your-pants hot
*dribbles at the other end*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:34,
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mmmm
I hear the best way to pull waiters is with punching
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:35,
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this guy is so hot that
you couldn't do anything except say "gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" in manner of attractive gaping mong or similar.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:50,
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So you put on your best voice then.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:53,
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sssssh
it's not me who's from the west cunt-ree
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:00,
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You just like to spend time in the sunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:02,
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ai don't talk like thet
ai was living in backinghamshire when ai learned to talk
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:04,
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:12,
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That's your bumholes way of leaving a nice musky scent to attract the males of the species
/David Attenborough voiceover
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:56,
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hey
i do not, have not, and will not ever, dribble out of my bumhole.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:00,
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have you never had food poisoning?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:02,
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genuinely not
apart from possibly last year from soup.
i think it's quite hard to get food poisoning if you're vegetarian.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:04,
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you're not missing much
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:11,
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I don't know.
food poisoning is a great way to lose a couple of stone in a couple of days.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:13,
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all via your ass
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:14,
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A lot of the weight loss can come from vomiting.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:15,
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Whatever happened to that bloke who had bumhole related 'musky' problems from his wife
It's all natural Swipey
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:05,
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you bullied him away
and there is nothing natural about bumholes.
just ask your 12 inch cock and see what effect the thought has on him.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:15,
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Speaking of which they seem a touchy lot over on links, I only popped over to say hi but it seems to have gone so terribly wrong
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:16,
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show me!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:22,
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It's very funny.
Rory does some top baiting.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:23,
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that is not showing me
SHOW ME
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:25,
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http://b3ta.com/links/
If you are too lazy to click on the link to the 'Links' page.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:26,
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thank you both
why do they rise to it? like tiny little loaves of bread!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:28,
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sleep hopefully
i feel like fucking shit
where are you going?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:29,
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I'm such a horrid person
I never thought to ask b3th where she is going.
Are you going anywhere nice??
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Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:38,
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nah, just home
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:44,
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Scotland
Long weekend with the folks.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:39,
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oh that's fun
is it near Aberdeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen?
there are a few b3tans there!
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:45,
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No, Fife
Specifically, the bit that isn't beautiful and picturesque.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:48,
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sounds wonderful
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:50,
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as long as she's packed enough jellies and buckfast
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:58,
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And the Mars bars for deep-frying.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 19:59,
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soz I forgot about their specialist cuisine
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:00,
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yuz can all get tae fuck
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:02,
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Wonderful walk with the dogs and veggie curry.
And my feet are in dire need of a good scraping.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:14,
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Number of dead ducks..... 9
That's my guess.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:15,
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They never catch them.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:29,
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Have you gazzed the fat Jeff Bridges from earlier?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:15,
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will he scrap her feet?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:19,
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I'd say he's willing to lick bumholes
that's keen that is
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:21,
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you're not?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:22,
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Err no, rachel will confirm to you that they're quite musky, not my thing really
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:28,
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hang on
why do i have to confirm this?
bumholes are so NOT my area of expertise!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:29,
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We've all got one, check it out later on when you get home
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:33,
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o. m. g.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:35,
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i intend to be slightly drunk
And if i were to check out any holes of any description anywhere... They would not be of the bum variety
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:37,
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It's the internets secret
One finger at a time I've been told, you might bust your arsehole if you go ramming your fist up there
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:40,
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"i've been told"......
"Told" my arse!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:44,
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did you let him practice on you
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:56,
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only in his dreams!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:00,
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methinks the lady doth protest too much
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:05,
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and that's why he couldn't get the third finger in
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:09,
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:14,
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are you saying you tried to like rachels bumhole but it was too musky and you decided it wasn't really your thing?
or did she try to lick yours and it was too musky?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:29,
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She's only gazzed me a couple of pictures so far, but they're not really doing it for me
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:33,
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two x lies on the internet right here
Firstly i have done no such thing
Secondly if i had, they'd have done it for you like you wouldn't BELIEVE.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:35,
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Klingons and all
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:41,
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that is fucking rank
Product of a diseased mind. And a diseased ass!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:47,
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I think he's lying and doesn't look remotely like Jeff.
Men lie you know.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:27,
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Fuck it though he's a man
of sorts
we think
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:29,
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Let me re-iterate something for you.
I AM NOT DESPERATE.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:35,
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He might have a lovely personality
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:38,
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Perhaps you can grow to love him over time
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:38,
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I sometimes think the same about you Rory.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:40,
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I'm everyone's secret BFF on here
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:41,
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keep at it
His mum's been trying for about 42 years though
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:42,
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hmmmm!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:52,
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since when did that help anyone get laid?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:39,
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It helped me.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:41,
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it didn't do much for me
and I had a
fucking lovely personality.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:43,
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Well it was a lovely personality and a lot of alcohol.
Did I mention the alcohol?
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:44,
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When you mix it in with that old reliable 'I've only got months to live'
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:42,
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that wouldn't work on me
I'd think, no stamina and will sob and demand cuddles after sex.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:45,
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nooooooooooo
do they? i can't believe that
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:30,
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True dat!
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:40,
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get those fish to nibble them
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:23,
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Ew!
I don't mind the concept of the fish but I'm put off by the fact other people will have had their feet in there.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:28,
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they don't clean it after each session?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:31,
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Who knows.
Some less reputable places may not.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:34,
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i didn't realise they had back alley pedicurists
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:35,
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yeah, they keep their fish in puddles
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:37,
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Haha!
Surely the fish don't eat all the skin and some of it is left floating about in the tanks?
They do have them in Tenerife all over the place. I might give it a go on holiday.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 20:41,
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has everyone gone away or is there nothing left to say?
blah blah blah sex blah
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:20,
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i'm here
barely
how are you today Countess?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:21,
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I'm not bad
just spent some quality time staring wistfully at the city lights twinkling in the haze
you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:27,
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utter fucking shit
have felt horrible all day
and i won't get into the rest of it
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:29,
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do you need me to post a youtube clip of a manatee
or Jeff to say *there there*?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:31,
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no as neither will help or make me feel better
but thank you anyway
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:33,
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*there there*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:33,
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it must be bad, then
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:35,
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I'm watching the footy.
Start a fun new thread Captain! That'll get 'em back.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:22,
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I'm not so sure
plus, i don't know what to start one with
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 21:27,
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Make something up.
I dunno, how about how many times you took your driving test with an alternative of something telly based?
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