i would argue this
but it's a birthday here and you should see the amount of cakes and treats. and frankly, around here, you snooze you lose.

i will waddle back to deal with you later.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

fucking hell
i take it back. he has gone and bought really massive fancy posh things from paul. i bloody hate fruit tarts and chocolate gateaux and chocolate fudge cakes and that sort of shit. why can't people buy mr kipling ffs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)

*there there*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:48, Reply)

On the stair?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)

A little mouse with clogs on...
I don't know if I should be ashamed, or you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)

good lord
you're never happy are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Don't knock it Vippers
This may be the first recorded instance in history of RSwipe professing a love for the less fine things in life
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

naa, it's all a sham
she's northern and as such wants nothing more than to have her white miniskirt pushed up, and be fucked by the bins out the back of Netto while swigging own-brand strong cider and smoking Lambett and Butler
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Lambert and Butler...
known around these parts as single mother tabs.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I'm Northern, albeit less so than Swipe
and as such take great umbrage at this suggestion. Netto indeed. Aldi, you cheeky cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I'm slightly posher
Lidl
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Well la-di-fucking-da
I can see wooing you might be out of my price range
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I'm fairly sure it's the only reason
I'm still single, I'm just too high maintenance
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:13, Reply)

There's many an eligible bachelor to be found wandering the aisles of Aldi
But you shouldn't have to slum it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:15, Reply)

it was the first povvo supermarket that sprang to mind

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:09, Reply)

You're living in the past my friend

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I've never even seen a Netto much less been in one
so I have no idea what you are talking about
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I'm not terribly sure myself, if I'm honest

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:16, Reply)

glad I'm not the only one to whom that happens

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:17, Reply)

You can at least use weed as an excuse
I've got nowt. Except maybe being a natural blonde
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:18, Reply)

are you al??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:11, Reply)

that depends...
would you like me to be?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:14, Reply)

worst sexual role play ever

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:18, Reply)

agreed!
hahahaha
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:19, Reply)