Does anyone else think that THIS cunt is mental?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*raises hand*
internet people are wierd.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Pretends to be a girl, his missus is recording some other guy wanking online, they're planning on blackmailing him somehow and she has a history of handling weirdos badly in the past.
Hmmm.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:13, Reply)

it comes to something when all of us think that someone is weird and a little perverse

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I think, sir, we can probably stop the internet now
it's definitely done.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:17, Reply)

not blackmailing
well, that wasn't the original plan anyhoo, I'm still not planning on blackmailing him but now he's tried it again I do want to embarass him.

and who hasn't at some point pretended to be a girl on the internet for lols? eh?

oh. just me then.

I'll get my cloak.
(gavin_millicent, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:17, Reply)

well, you and Wormulus.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:18, Reply)

frankly the whole affair is entirely odd
embarrassing a fat ginger wanker is a good motive though. I'm not sure I'd want my mrs to watch that even so.

Don't take the mockery too much to heart (at first) if you stick around you may fit in.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:22, Reply)

This is good advice
If you either ignore or deflect the abuse - and it will be copious - there are giggles to be found
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Shut it gaylord.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

See? This shit is like water off a duck's back now
*cries*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Nah you know I'm kidding mate.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I do
But you're significantly lovelier than most of these cunts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Aww. Stop that.
Or I'll kick you in your ovaries.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Be worth it for the chance to meet you
If you can do it from there I'm fucking terrified
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I honestly do not know how to take that whole statement.
Part of me is flattered and part of me suspects a trap.
*insert squidhead*
"IT'S A TRAP!"
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Hahaha
It was meant as a compliment, I'm not Chompy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:44, Reply)

That can only stand you in good stead.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)

And nor do I have an ovary-kicking fetish
Yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)

This isn't abnormal behaviour
For paedophiles and other sex offenders.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:24, Reply)

and you would know
combining as it does both business and pleasure for you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)

*also raises hand*
*realises this post contains more irony than a blacksmith's forge*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:14, Reply)

bert bert bert bert bert bert bert bert bert bert bert bert

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:12, Reply)

totally staying online today
to see what happens
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:13, Reply)

see I wanna stay online
but my antipodean body clock is making me tired and it's past my bed time.. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:18, Reply)

change it for a less upside-down body clock then.
profit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:18, Reply)

would if I could manage it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Oh shit, I'm supposed to be offline aren't I?
Whoops.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:19, Reply)

BUSTED.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I couldn't help myself, I just wanted to call "cunt".
You got me to open OT today anyway, damn you.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Go back to work, we'll talk about this later. ;)

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:21, Reply)