That's your internet asthma playing up

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

STOP DIAGNOSING ME!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:36, Reply)

I worked hard to become fully qualified as an internet Doctor

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:39, Reply)

my friend has been in the ladies for a loooong time
I am tempted to drink her cocktail.

What's wrong with her dr lyon? And can i drink her chilli infused vodka and strawberry thing?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:50, Reply)

you have the best cocktails

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Without studying her vagina up close I'd suggest Cystitis being a common infection of the bladder
I'll start her on a course of antibiotics, and would suggest that she stop dropping her knickers at every opportunity
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:56, Reply)

You're a shit doctor.
You don't check for cystitis by looking at the vagina.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I always demand an intimate search of all my patients

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Well the fit ones anyway

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Even though I operate from a Harley Street practice I'll throw in a free tit grope
erm check for breast cancer
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:03, Reply)

she is not my type
but I have the world's best cocktail - lemon and vodka and butterscotch!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:02, Reply)

needs less lemon and butterscotch

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:04, Reply)

+ is there cock out tonight?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Just you.
MASSIVE LOLZ.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:05, Reply)

I'm shut in

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:06, Reply)

IN A PAIR OF PANTS 1!111!!!!1111!!!111!11!!1!11!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:08, Reply)

+ skiddy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:08, Reply)

+ crusty tissues next to me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:09, Reply)

+ a cup of tea from my mum

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:09, Reply)

of course.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:09, Reply)

she's no Swipola, that's for sure.
*winks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:56, Reply)

FUCK that sounds like my kind of cocktail.
I realised I'm becoming immune to regular chillies when Poppet and I went for pizza and I had the hot one AND the chilli oil and my lips went numb but my tongue didn't feel a tingle.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 20:07, Reply)