woohoo
any chance of summer hippy love?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hard to say.
The lady who has invited me, I've woken up next to on a few occasions, but neither of us want any sort of relationship. We joked that we ought to go together so we'd both have someone to talk to, should neither of us find anyone better.

At least, she was joking. I might go on the pull.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:05, Reply)

put your cock in a bun and smother it with reggae reggae sauce
she will love it
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:07, Reply)

That's just weird Bob.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:10, Reply)

sexy weird though

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:10, Reply)

How is that remotely sexy
Hey baby, check out my cock. It's in a bun and covered in ketchup. No, that isn't some sort of septic discharge. It's Reggae Reggae sauce. Go on, have a taste of it before you pass-out.

Yes Bob, I'm sure you've had untold success with your (Levi) root(s) to a ladies heart.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Jeff, I was only playing. Why so grumpy?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)

I'm always grumpy.
You know that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:17, Reply)

no that's Rory. You need to have a ruddy good word with yourself younf man.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Rory needs a good seeing to.
All that anger. it's not good for a bloke.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Rory is funny as fuck!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:23, Reply)

yes but he is perma-hostile, get's a bit fucking dull

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:24, Reply)

I got into a slanging match with sexface on /talk
that's why I have retreated to the relative sanity and conversation of OT
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Sanity?
And is sexface still about?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:28, Reply)

check out the talk board

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:33, Reply)

Do I have to?
It goes too fast. Can't you just link or something? I need a piss.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:34, Reply)

never come across him
not in that way. Is he a goon? I have heard stories.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:29, Reply)

Sexface
is entirely responsible for CHCB and Catface getting married.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:30, Reply)

How?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:33, Reply)

He tried to cop off with her
she knocked him back, catface came to the rescue, took her outside and then impregnated her with his sperm of steel. THE END.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:35, Reply)

Bless.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:42, Reply)

It's a story that rivals Wills and Kate.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:45, Reply)

I'm amazed the wedding wasn't met with rival offers from both Ok! and Hello

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:46, Reply)

It was on a website.
Irish midget shagging monthly, I think.

The first bit is true.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:55, Reply)

I did see the story when someone posted the link.
It looked like the happy couple had a lovely day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:57, Reply)

I meant seeing to
in the form of a good, hard, shag.

We've had our differences in the past but he seems to have mellowed a bit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Well, if things don't work out,
You could both retreat behind the garden shed for a knee trembler.

Jeff, do you share more than your fair share of genes with a benobo?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Who?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Pygmy chimps. One of their main forms of day to day communication is fornication.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:11, Reply)

I read a great description of Bonobos once:
"They use sex where you or I would use a gentlemanly handshake".
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Attenborough lols

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:14, Reply)

...
e o
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Cheers pedant.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)