I wish I'd gone upto Westminster with a sleeping bag to get a good spot for tomorrow, but I'll have to settle for watching it all on tele instead.
So that's what I'll be doing. I do genuinely wish I'd camped up there though, not because I give a flying one about the wedding but because I reckon the amount of utter loons that will be there as I type must be in their hundreds. It would be great winding them up and making their lives miserable throughout the night.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alright BarryfromEastenders?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:59, Reply)

Evening good sir, how's the North East in my absence?
I'm dreading going back, exams + the night life being a load of pony = unhappy Barry.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:02, Reply)

Very sunny and hot.
Well, not at the moment as it's midnight, but, you know.

If you think the night life in Newcastle is shite, you should come to Ashington.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:05, Reply)

You should go up there now and see if you can get the Fulham Yoof flag on a railing somewhere.
If that gets on the telly, you'll be a hero.

Failing that, see if you can get the flag wrapped around the statue of Jacko.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 23:59, Reply)

If the flag has a label on it warning of danger to small children
Then using it to obscure a statue of Michael Jackson would be a nice moment of irony.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 0:05, Reply)