Is it me?
Or is the internet not as fantastically random as it used to be?

Someone surprise me with something I've not seen online before.

No porn please.

Edit, can someone give my Henry Rollins for my birthday please.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:12, 50 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The internet has always been shit, there's just more of it now
It's just like India
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:20, Reply)

heeeey i like india

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Well you go live there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

maybe I will!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

It's quite full
But they have nice curry I've heard. Take a fly swatter.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

can't be nearly as good as the one i had at the beach that one time

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Is there more of India than there used to be?

(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Well they are the most populace nation on earth
mired in filth, shit and poverty
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

+ call centre staff.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

the ones who work for virgin should be rounded up
burned and then shot
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

henry rollins?
no.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Why not?
I promise not to try and break him.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)

because i don't have him to give

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)

That's ok
Just ask around, I'm sure that you know someone, who knows someone, who knows someone, who knows a man who knows him. Put in a word for me will you?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=co9IOQKtMEs
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)

what?
What?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)

In what context are you using the word "random"?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Obviously NOT in the same way as you.

(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhjA2nvVD7U
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)

that's great
shame he's got sex-offender hair
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 21:01, Reply)

that was awesome

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I LIKE TURTLES

(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

haha...
same topic as my youtube post. Random. Or not.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:30, Reply)

i thought of doing that next haha
i saw this video yesterday on /talk and i couldn't stop laughing
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

have you stopped laughing now?
It would be a bit odd to continually laugh for 24 hrs. That would freak me out.

PS - I have watched it about 10 times.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)

well I've never heard of them
BUT I'M STILL LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAjogonyatwat
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Kristine, have you ever had a Corndawg ? I want a corndawg.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

corndawgs are awesome
i had a mini corndawg last night
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

This is totally random
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJc7toiyPW8
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Purple link.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:30, Reply)

At least it's not wedding related

(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I haven't watched any TV for a month so I rather enjoyed it.
I think if I'd have soaked up all the shitty media buzz about it beforehand I'd have steered well clear, but as it was it was a pretty lovely thing.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I'll be surprised if you've listened to this before.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aKiDZRGRGo
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

A year's supply of Burnier!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Eyes. Bulging like the belly of a hungry chaffinch.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)

i listen to it everyday when i'm eating my cornflakes

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Weird enough?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

How did they get the cows to do that?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Years of training

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Pull the udder one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)

leave the internet forever

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

he's just milking the joke now

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I did it because I cud.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

ok so i have my hair up in heated rollers for tonight's drinks
but i REALLY REALLY need a diet coke.

if i wander down to the corner shop like this, is that just too crazy cat lady? without the cat?? and if i don't... how can i get a cold diet coke right here, right now without ordering a pizza or something?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)

a massive hat will solve your problem

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

i just ranted on fb about the same thing, and kristine said
"put a bag over your head". i am thinking this is practical advice that could solve many of my life's problems.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

oh my god i've transitioned from there to here!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)

you're famous!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)

best day EVAH

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:10, Reply)