"Perchance they are not dead, but sleeping"
Or else out having a good time elsewhere.

Anyone else find themselves with nothing better to do on this here bank holiday Saturday evening?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 18:55, 26 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*With deepest sypmpathies*

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:34, Reply)

alright TD
I'm making an epic and slightly sarcastic cover of the most whiny and helpless song in the universe.

The twist is that it uses a different tuning system, so I'm having to make all the instrument sounds from scratch - as a result, it sounds like it was made in about 1970.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:39, Reply)

I have nothing better to do.
But then you all knew that.
( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:43, Reply)

now I'm home I have nothing better to do
than hope there are people around on here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:04, Reply)

Nope
it's just you.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:08, Reply)

damn, I'll be forced to talk to myself then
I wonder how everyone else is?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:09, Reply)

There is nobody else
Just you.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:17, Reply)

*existensial crisis*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Sorry
You can *wonder* how everyone else is. But they aren't there. Just you.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:19, Reply)

in which case
i wonder what those figments of my imagination have been up to on that spare imaginary bank holiday?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Oh
They are probably out drinking beer, talking bollocks and thinking about pies.

Isn't that what we all do?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:27, Reply)

No
I've been doing laundry, having my haircut and eating Coco Pops.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:28, Reply)

.
Isn't that the same thing? Sort of?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:29, Reply)

Not in the slightest

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:33, Reply)

man, I wish I had better imagination

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:29, Reply)

don't pick fights with your imaginary friends
or it's a ticket to the madhouse for you.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:36, Reply)

wait, is it better or worse if I take
advice from imaginary friends?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:38, Reply)

you can talk to them but don't reveal any personal information or bank details

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:50, Reply)

good advice, imaginary friend

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:50, Reply)

you're welcome
now gimme your PIN numbers.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 1 May 2011, 0:15, Reply)

Nothing to do this evening suits me fine just now
We just got back in from a day in the big smoke with the wife and the Victor Meldrew Trio (aka my children). They whine more than a vineyard and bicker more than a, er, Travis Bickle convention (Note to self: makes no sense, fix later after drinking rum)

They enjoyed themselves overall and their excitement at being on the underground made a few other passengers smile. I'm tired and have prescribed myself rum and vampires on tv.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:39, Reply)

did you go see the rich people get married
or something?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:40, Reply)

If I'd wanted to see that..
..and turned up today then...*facepalm*

We were there for the zoo and general sightseeing with the wee-uns.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:47, Reply)

oh yeah, I have no concept of what day it is or what happened when
zoos are way more fun! Did you see a red panda, those guys are the best
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Well it's sunday morning here.
I've just spent a delightful half an hour playing with my cat. It would appear that chasing a little common ribbon is the BEST GAME EVER.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 1 May 2011, 0:03, Reply)

I love how animals get all excited about things like that
my guinea pigs get proper excited when they have hay. They're like "WOAH HAY?! I fucking love HAY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" then bounce around in it for a while
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 May 2011, 0:10, Reply)