maybe i just have much higher standards of cleaning than you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Maybe you do.
Or maybe your lack of cleanliness and personal hygiene means you've got to undertake cleaning on an industrial scale inside your flat on a weekly basis.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:59, Reply)

nah
i'm in kensington not bristol, remember?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:02, Reply)

We don't shit on the carpet in Bristol.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:05, Reply)

Because linoleum's easier to clean.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 May 2011, 18:05, Reply)

this is actually untrue
the girl who shat on my carpet was half welsh half taunton. south-west through and through. (by which i mean both halves were also her own brother and cousin)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:06, Reply)

Isn't your Internet husband from Somerset?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:10, Reply)

that's NOT REAL LIFE though jeff

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Rachael is so posh that she gets a girl in to shit on her carpet for her.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:11, Reply)

hahaha

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Swippy, *sigh*, I'm wondering if I should get delivered SUSHI tonight.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:17, Reply)

hmmmmmm
what are the other options?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:18, Reply)

I'm thinking Sushi or Fish'n'Chips.
What I really want to do is have a nice hot sensual bath with as much products as hetrosexualty says is possible for a male, and then sit and enjoy my SUSHI. But then again, I can get so much cheap sushi tomo for lunch; not as good, but still good.

BUT, I also think I want Fish'n'Chips.

BUT BUT, I could save it for a reward for something this week, I got semi-reward worthy stuff today, had only one lot of pain killers (proper ones) and I can't get any 'till I go into work tomorow, but that's not made me feel worth of a reward... but it's more than cook-something-yourself worthy.

TGB mentioned Subway before, I don't think today is a Subway kind of day.

Fish'n'Chips involves a treck, and it might OH WOE IS ME GUTs me up for a few days and I really want to go into work tomorow.

Chinese I think I'm going for, maybe, I donno, chinese is good, but I'm not sure if it's a chinese kind of day.

But I'm thinking of sushi again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:29, Reply)

why don't you get
a small sushi and have it as a starter and then chinese?

OR a rogue wildcard.

THAI!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:32, Reply)

The thai place that delivers doesn't do much actual thai food, sad times.
I've been meaning to check out Jamacian place maybe, but not tonight, tonight is a day for comforting things, and I don't think I could be comforted by a jamacian today.

woh', I'm not litterally made of money, that'll mean two lots of min order. I'm going for small Chinese on account of it being only across the road.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:34, Reply)

No thinking, first thing that comes to my head.
Crispy noodles with sweet'n'sour chicken and Seaweed.

That's what I'm getting
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:35, Reply)

how weird
what do they offer then??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:35, Reply)

Mostly chinese with a couple of thai and milay stuff.
I bet there is no difference between their Pad Thai and Chow Minge.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:39, Reply)

chow minge
does not sound v appetising
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:40, Reply)

OR OR OR ....
KFC BURGER !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:32, Reply)

mmmmmmmmm
salmonella in a bap!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:35, Reply)