are you all out celebrating the death of bin laden?
*twiddles thumbs*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:30, 92 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No
I thought he died years ago.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:31, Reply)

toxic fumes from pooing in the cave
or you reckon they had a portapotty?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Another national holiday innit.
I'm reading Cracked, listening to Metric and lining up a movie for later on.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

as celebrated as saddams death

what's metric?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEz8N8AT-yo
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:38, Reply)

oh i quite like that

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)

You sound surprised, I don't post utter shit all the time you know.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRO7N_9XjYU
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I like Metric
I got "Help, I'm Alive" in a compilation and have since bought a few others.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Yeah, it's floated my boat recently
I'm now listening to edIT which you're either going to love or hate.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:55, Reply)

theres lots of racism lulz happening on facebook today
"oh em gee, they're saying it's bush, obvs because he's white"
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

There've been some interesting trends on openbook today.
openbook.org/index.php?q=raghead
openbook.org/index.php?q=osama
openbook.org/index.php?q=bin+laden
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:37, Reply)

towel head is fairly popular around here
probably because you can't really wrap a rag around your head
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:39, Reply)

*rolls eyes*
"Michael Holdren Yea we all know Osama bin dick Head is no longer ruining this world however there is still tons on towel heads that need to be "taken care of" if I know what I mean... so stay sharp boys lets do this!!!"
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:41, Reply)

" Hamza Pechon Kayani I WILL MISS YOU UNCLE OSAMA, YES YOU'RE BAD, BUT YOU'RE STILL MY DAD'S COUSIN. THANKS FOR ALL THE MEMORIES AND THE MONEY AND THE GADGETS, AND THE GUNS! NOW THEY ALL KNOW WHY I GOT THIS ATTITUDE! :'( "
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)

HAHAHAHA

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)

don't think I've ever seen a status with "thanks for the guns" and an emoticon *facepalm*

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Oh shit, looks like you can comment on his status without being his friend?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)

he only looks a little creepy

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:53, Reply)

I can't find it, link me up.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

www.facebook.com/#!/djhamza888?sk=wall
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:58, Reply)

*cackles*
Someone drop it on /talk please.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

OMFG PANCAKE DAY

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:02, Reply)

*smirks*
I do feel like a bit of a cunt, I mean the guy's uncle got shot in the face to death earlier.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Uh-oh, busted.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:04, Reply)

ahaha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:12, Reply)

pfft
"Danielle Seifert So many status updates about the death of Osama. The greatest death of all was the one celebrated last Sunday! That is truly the greatest news of all. God bless our military and keep them safe."
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)

If Osama is resurrected in a few days time she'll feel a bit of turnip.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)

I like the fact the common denominator for the raghead one is camoflage clothing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Haha I noticed a trend with that and towel head.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Damn, gotta stop now, getting slightly angry...
openbook.org/index.php?q=sand+nigger
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Why is this lesbien confusing their Peep Show hosts?
www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000793795393&v=wall
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:50, Reply)

people are disgusting

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

DRIVING AROUND IN MY 'ASDAn MARTN' !!! BEEP BEEP !!!!

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)

This'll need reworking before it can be performed again.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M3JwcoZePk
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Americans have a better refuse system
They'll take out a bin on a bank holiday!

Aithangyew.

Yeah, I know it was a few days ago but meh.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:17, Reply)

also DG made that joke in the last thread

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:20, Reply)

OUCH
Did you wear custard to the Prince's wedding?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:21, Reply)

yeah, and rhubarb underwear

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Well I've never been aroused by a dessert before.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:25, Reply)

not even raspberry nipple?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Spotted dick?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Lemon Sorbum

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Rum balls.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:39, Reply)

apple tart

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Chocolate brownies.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:45, Reply)

flaps-jack

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Sticky toffee pudding.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

saucy sponge
(admittedly that's a flashback to the 80s)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Pumpkin pie.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Knickerbocker Glory (hole)

( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:52, Reply)

it's a double whammy!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:56, Reply)

plums pudding

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:52, Reply)

BLUEberry MUFFins.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:55, Reply)

raspberry tool

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Cumstard.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:58, Reply)

BlackCUrraNT

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:00, Reply)

ProFITeroles etc etc

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:02, Reply)

are done, then?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Rum Bum Bum.
Yes, I'm baked.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:13, Reply)

i've spent the WHOLE DAY sorting out my flat
now i'm watching "friends" and eating ben & jerry's until 6 when i have to go into work...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:51, Reply)

What was wrong with your flat? You spent most of the weekend a couple of weeks back cleaning it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:55, Reply)

she just shits in the corner and stuff

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:56, Reply)

On the carpet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:57, Reply)

maybe i just have much higher standards of cleaning than you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Maybe you do.
Or maybe your lack of cleanliness and personal hygiene means you've got to undertake cleaning on an industrial scale inside your flat on a weekly basis.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:59, Reply)

nah
i'm in kensington not bristol, remember?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:02, Reply)

We don't shit on the carpet in Bristol.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:05, Reply)

Because linoleum's easier to clean.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 May 2011, 18:05, Reply)

this is actually untrue
the girl who shat on my carpet was half welsh half taunton. south-west through and through. (by which i mean both halves were also her own brother and cousin)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:06, Reply)

Isn't your Internet husband from Somerset?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:10, Reply)

that's NOT REAL LIFE though jeff

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Rachael is so posh that she gets a girl in to shit on her carpet for her.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:11, Reply)

hahaha

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Swippy, *sigh*, I'm wondering if I should get delivered SUSHI tonight.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:17, Reply)

hmmmmmm
what are the other options?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:18, Reply)

I'm thinking Sushi or Fish'n'Chips.
What I really want to do is have a nice hot sensual bath with as much products as hetrosexualty says is possible for a male, and then sit and enjoy my SUSHI. But then again, I can get so much cheap sushi tomo for lunch; not as good, but still good.

BUT, I also think I want Fish'n'Chips.

BUT BUT, I could save it for a reward for something this week, I got semi-reward worthy stuff today, had only one lot of pain killers (proper ones) and I can't get any 'till I go into work tomorow, but that's not made me feel worth of a reward... but it's more than cook-something-yourself worthy.

TGB mentioned Subway before, I don't think today is a Subway kind of day.

Fish'n'Chips involves a treck, and it might OH WOE IS ME GUTs me up for a few days and I really want to go into work tomorow.

Chinese I think I'm going for, maybe, I donno, chinese is good, but I'm not sure if it's a chinese kind of day.

But I'm thinking of sushi again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:29, Reply)

why don't you get
a small sushi and have it as a starter and then chinese?

OR a rogue wildcard.

THAI!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:32, Reply)

The thai place that delivers doesn't do much actual thai food, sad times.
I've been meaning to check out Jamacian place maybe, but not tonight, tonight is a day for comforting things, and I don't think I could be comforted by a jamacian today.

woh', I'm not litterally made of money, that'll mean two lots of min order. I'm going for small Chinese on account of it being only across the road.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:34, Reply)

No thinking, first thing that comes to my head.
Crispy noodles with sweet'n'sour chicken and Seaweed.

That's what I'm getting
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:35, Reply)

how weird
what do they offer then??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:35, Reply)

Mostly chinese with a couple of thai and milay stuff.
I bet there is no difference between their Pad Thai and Chow Minge.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:39, Reply)

chow minge
does not sound v appetising
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:40, Reply)

OR OR OR ....
KFC BURGER !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:32, Reply)

mmmmmmmmm
salmonella in a bap!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:35, Reply)

SWIPE!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:55, Reply)

NOEL!!!!!!1111!!!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Alright you?
22222122
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 17:58, Reply)

wow
that's twice as excited
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Well fuck you and your conversation opportunity.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:13, Reply)

awww
i might have done, if i'd had 5 mins to spare, but i have to go to work shortly, sorry.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:16, Reply)

What the fuck are you doing here then?
Surely you must be putting your hair in curlers or sipping preparatory vodka at £5.60 a shot?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:19, Reply)

noooooooo
not after thu, fri, sat and sun nights out on the lash!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:22, Reply)