Please allow to show me how wrong you are.
1. They have an uncanny ability to ensnare a man.
2. It's very comforting to hold them.
3. Nipples!
4. They fuel the future.
5. Nipples!
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:17, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

6. Really special ones can defy gravity.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:18, Reply)

special plastic
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:19, Reply)

plastic under-age
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Yo Mama so poor your breasts are real

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:21, Reply)

You should not worship false breasts.

( girlinthehole, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:19, Reply)

he lives in bristol
he is just grateful for anything that isn't stuffed with straw.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:23, Reply)

1. I don't think mine do
2. no
3. hmm, only if someone's playing with them
4. so do oil fields
5. I once had a pierced one. Probably shouldn't have told everyone from work today
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:18, Reply)

i only saw your thing about your ipod this morning
how annoying/upsetting!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:19, Reply)

oh yeah
could have done without it.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:20, Reply)

1. They can, you just have to use them properly.
2. Have you ever even tried? Lay in bed to night and just hold them. It's so so comforting.
3. Doesn't take away how awesome they are just by being nipples.
4. Not as long as breasts have and will continue to do so.
5. I did too. That ones a lot pokier than the other.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:23, Reply)

regarding point 1:
does this involve bashing them round the head with them?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)

I thought only strippers did that?
If you have the right bra and top, there's nothing better than a lovely set of them.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:27, Reply)

I even like mine now and mine are old.

( girlinthehole, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Totally this.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:18, Reply)