So some important guy dies and all of a sudden the international press has no conscience and decides to glorify his death all over various media, I'm pretty sickened by their behaviour and really I think they should rein themselves in a bit and get a bit
Nah, really, I like breasts.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:18, 65 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My counter argument can be summed up as:
"fuck it, he was a cunt"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:21, Reply)

which is a fair point
but a party in honour of someone dying should be kept especially for Thatcher
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:23, Reply)

^ this.
There is no point crying over spilt stolen milk.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:27, Reply)

It's why modern footballers bones break so easily

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:43, Reply)

yeah, I remember everyone going
"how can some people in the middle east cheer the aeroplanes that hit the trade centre?"

now everyone is like "DIE DIE DIE"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Yeah but not everyone who died in those attacks was a cunt or living with a cunt.
It's not hypocritical.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:24, Reply)

He was robbed when he fought Joe Bugner.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:24, Reply)

They're going to look very silly if it turns out he did a Saddam and had a whole group of lookalikes to use for propaganda purposes.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:25, Reply)

DNA match with his sister and brother
and visually identified on the scene by his wife according to Time.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)

It's gotta be a DNA match really hasn't it, else all kind of cunts are going to be going "Oh, I thought he died years ago of muff cancer" or some shit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Happy Candle day.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Thank you.
It doesn't feel like six years.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:27, Reply)

it feels like 20?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:29, Reply)

It does in real life.
But it seems like only yesterday I was pissing around on /board saying "Cashy you shit!" and making bad photoshops of Lionel Ritchie in a wardrobe.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I love it when johnny foreigner kicks the bucket.
Especially the ones with beards.
( girlinthehole, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:36, Reply)

and funny hats

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Longshot kick de bucket.
*Skanks and waves*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I discovered today that the walk along the canal to the pub and back is 8 miles.
No wonder I'm knackered.
( girlinthehole, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:45, Reply)

I hope you had a hip-hop battle when you got to the pub.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:48, Reply)

No, because that was only 4 miles.

( girlinthehole, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Well what about when you got home?
I hope you spat some sick lyrics at Gilbert.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:49, Reply)

butbutbut...
Jesus!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Worst one of the bloody lot.

( girlinthehole, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:46, Reply)

very handy at parties though
unlimited Bucky for everyone.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:48, Reply)

What about good old British beards?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:44, Reply)

meh!

( girlinthehole, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:46, Reply)

What about a beard on Jeff Bridges?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:48, Reply)

That man can do no wrong.

( girlinthehole, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:49, Reply)

I beg to differ.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0075268/ is bad.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 2 May 2011, 20:04, Reply)

How can that film be bad if it has Jeff in it?

( girlinthehole, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Have you seen it?
Jeff is almost comatose. I want some of what he was on.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 2 May 2011, 20:11, Reply)

But I just watched Jeff''s best fillum ever.
SURF'S UP!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 2 May 2011, 20:31, Reply)

I think you all missed the important part of this post.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:59, Reply)

BREASTSSS!!!!1!!1!1

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:00, Reply)

INNIT!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Breasts are so last year.
This year it's all about the vaginas.
( girlinthehole, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:02, Reply)

I like vaginas.
I like breasts.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:02, Reply)

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

( girlinthehole, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:03, Reply)

BGB: Goat fan!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 2 May 2011, 20:05, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9AAJvQnUTQ
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

I've said it before and I'll say it again
breasts are overrated
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Depends on whose and what they're doing.
Like, if it's The Queen's and they're wrapped in a Singaporean silk bustier, no. If it's The Queen's and they're jubbling about to Snooker Loopy by Chaz 'n' Dave, YES!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:09, Reply)

can we have Helen Mirren's in her role as The Queen instead?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Sure, why not.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Having been on both sides of the fence as a breastee and a breaster, I can safely say that they are lovely.

( girlinthehole, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I knew we'd agree on this important point.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:10, Reply)

what is a breastee?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:12, Reply)

reciever of breasts?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Sounds like the gift that just keeps on giving.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Exactly.

( girlinthehole, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Please allow to show me how wrong you are.
1. They have an uncanny ability to ensnare a man.
2. It's very comforting to hold them.
3. Nipples!
4. They fuel the future.
5. Nipples!
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:17, Reply)

6. Really special ones can defy gravity.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:18, Reply)

special plastic
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:19, Reply)

plastic under-age
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Yo Mama so poor your breasts are real

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:21, Reply)

You should not worship false breasts.

( girlinthehole, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:19, Reply)

he lives in bristol
he is just grateful for anything that isn't stuffed with straw.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:23, Reply)

1. I don't think mine do
2. no
3. hmm, only if someone's playing with them
4. so do oil fields
5. I once had a pierced one. Probably shouldn't have told everyone from work today
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:18, Reply)

i only saw your thing about your ipod this morning
how annoying/upsetting!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:19, Reply)

oh yeah
could have done without it.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:20, Reply)

1. They can, you just have to use them properly.
2. Have you ever even tried? Lay in bed to night and just hold them. It's so so comforting.
3. Doesn't take away how awesome they are just by being nipples.
4. Not as long as breasts have and will continue to do so.
5. I did too. That ones a lot pokier than the other.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:23, Reply)

regarding point 1:
does this involve bashing them round the head with them?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:26, Reply)

I thought only strippers did that?
If you have the right bra and top, there's nothing better than a lovely set of them.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:27, Reply)

I even like mine now and mine are old.

( girlinthehole, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Totally this.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:18, Reply)