b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 1188553 | Search
This is a question Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest, 837, 836, 835, 834, 833, ... 1

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

He'd be poking her boobs with his index fingers
whilst muttering to himself "This is sexy. This is sexy. This is sexy"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:25, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Jabbing away like a mong playing Daily Thompson's Decathlon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Funnily enough
he wanks in the same way that you needed to use the joystick when trying to get the pole vault to work.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:28, Reply)
er, dude
how do you KNOW that?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:28, Reply)
The same way I know how he likes to manipulate Berks corpse for sexual pleasure.
I'm making it up.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:35, Reply)
yeah but
somehow you talking about him having a sad, lonely little wank is sooooo much more realistic.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Do you know what I mean by the joystick technique from Daley Thompson?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Hahahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:45, Reply)
You obviously do.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:46, Reply)
yes
but the context is too gross
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:46, Reply)
this has really made me laugh a lot

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:27, Reply)

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

Pages: Latest, 837, 836, 835, 834, 833, ... 1