So that's why women go for older men

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

several reasons
skill in bed is a key one, though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:45, Reply)

this

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I was thinking contents of wallet

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:57, Reply)

not for me
just because you're older doesn't mean you're rich
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:25, Reply)

it's the pay-off for them no longer being able to get it up every 20 minutes all night long

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Like you would actually want that
You'd have one go and then the next time they roll over you're all like "Get off me, I'm trying to eat this chocolate cake, for fucks sake, now I've got some on the duvet. No, you can't fucking have any, it's my fucking cake, if you want cake, go and get your own."

"And get me another one while you're out"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)

i would rather give a blowie
than eat chocolate cake any day of any week!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)

*loosens cravat*
Gosh.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 3 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)

look
if you want me to tie you up with the cravat, just ask instead of messing around with it, mm-kay?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I can't, I'm dribbling like a mong

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 3 May 2011, 15:23, Reply)

well that does help me to get in the mood
or so you'd think if you saw my ex's
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Forgive me Swipey, but I've followed some of your adventures with the opposite sex for some time
on here of course - not through high-powered binoculars or anything like that - and you seem to have the same trouble as one of my nieces. She seems to be drawn to 'hot' guys like a moth to a lightbulb, but they all inevitably turn out to be self-absorbed fuckwits.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 3 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)

hmmm. if the guys were not at all "hot"
then she and i would be the same.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

You mean that you go for self-absorbed fuckwits who aren't even good looking?
Sheesh.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 3 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)

And how would you define an 'older man'?
What age are we talking here?

*adjusts cravat*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 3 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)

anything above 30
it doesn't mean "older than me" necessarily, it just means "been around the block enough to know which way up things go"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)

and to know that it's gentle circles with the pad of your finger, not like you're picking a scab

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:26, Reply)

they should teach this to all 13 year old boys

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)

If they did I think truancy rates would plummet

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 3 May 2011, 15:31, Reply)