Am I alone in feeling surprised that Bin Laden hadn't been dead for years already?
He hadn't released a video for yonks. I assumed he was long gone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:05, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Either that or he was having trouble, like so many of us, with the gradual switch from VHS to DVD

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Poor old Bin.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Think how much more of a rollicking good film "Death to the Western Infidel through Islamic Jihad 7"
could have been if only he'd had the software to add special features, subtitles, director's commentary, etc.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:12, Reply)

And CGI explosions on well known New York landmarks and...hang on.....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Commentary: "And here you can see the exact moment where the second aircraft struck the side of the tower.
This scene alone cost...well, actually, I've no idea how much it cost those Western Pigdogs at Boeing to put together a 747! Sadly we lost the pilots though...I did warn them to take parachutes, but you know, there's no telling some people...hey ho, allah akhbar and all that..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:16, Reply)

'Prolly Bin dun'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I saw him at Chievely Services looking highly confused by a "Are You Being Served" DVD box set in the bargin bin.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Laughing insanely and crying 'I'm Free'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Oh Mrs. Slocombe when wwill you tame that pussy of yours!?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:15, Reply)

He's not dead, he's in Washington planning more attacks with the CIA and the jews, FACT!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:07, Reply)

One of my friends is already claiming it's a conspiracy, and he's still alive, and all shite like that.
What's sad is that he's usually quite an intelligent fellow, not one for spouting nonsense.

What a cunt.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Yes, how dare this utter cunt speculate upon the possibility of an alternative and, whilst unlikely, not entirely unfeasible theory.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

My thoughts exactly, glad we see eye to eye

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Coo-weee, Osama? Osama darling, pay attention. OK, inspiration. It's 2012 and they're having the olympics in london, got that ? OK, in this one, an african man has just won the gold medal for olympic high jump. Ready? Ok, "London Olympics, 2012, African man, take one".

.... Salam maclecham brothers, it is I, Osama Bin Ladan. I am still alive and to prove it I shall congratulate the african man who just won the high jump. I call on all of you to rid the west of evil, that is all, good bye.

"Faaabulous Osama baby, can we get some blush? Blush team, god, it's like I'm working with amatures. OK now hunnie, more of the same, eupean guy this time. Ready? OK. Go.

.... etc.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Hahahaha
'Bin Laden Olympic tape, take 4 aaaaannd.....ACTION'

'I'm sorry can we go again? I'm finding it really hard to really get into my character'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Do we seriously have to make these for Antartica? I mean, seriously, I got no beef with them, it's all halal to me, but they're never going to win a gold in 50 meters.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:24, Reply)