On a bright note.
At least all these fat fucks will be happy to work at Burger King when they eventually waddle out of school with no qualifications, a child called Nokia and a vile Matalan wardrobe.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:47, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

HEY!
My dark pink tie comes from Matalan.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Tell Dozer

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)

No worries, I was just being a dick.
I don't own a dark pink tie.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

dark pink
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Then you, my friend, have not lived

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

The automotive industry is going to undergo a lucrative regeneration as well
For anyone unfamiliar with a bicycle and whose leg muscles have atrophied through lack of use, a new front seat/steering wheel combination will need to be created to ensure that said wheel does not get lost in their rolls of stomach fat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Couldn't they create an apparatus to suck the fat from the riders rolls...
...and use it as a form of energy to power the bike?
Edit Oh wait - you said 'car'.
Damn you lunching at drinktime.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Yes, I am entirely to blame
Damn me. Damn me to hell.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

I heard Bobby invented one of them to allow him to drive
but then he ate it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Nokia is quite a cute name for a girl or a dog.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 May 2011, 17:37, Reply)