and I don't need 3 hours of corporate 'training'
which is a pile of cliched wank which I am unlikely to get paid for or get any frigging benefit from.

Apparently "All emotions are caused internally" REALLY, fucktards?! Then I've cooked up some pretty good murderous rage for you tedious cunts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

cuddling guinea pigs made me feel better, though

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:00, Reply)

i hated mine
he always climbed up my arm and pissed on my shoulder
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:02, Reply)

really?
Mine are lovely, even if they are squabbling over the tube I just put in their cage.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:03, Reply)

every fucking time, finally i just stopped letting him on me

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Does one of the guinea pigs want to go on a Central Line, but the other wants to go on the Hammersmith and District?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:08, Reply)

it's purple and green so that makes it what?
district and something?

well either way it's already crowded
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Make them both an Oyster card.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I wouldn't take that from a corporate trainer
you should report him, Kris.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 May 2011, 20:57, Reply)

HAHA

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 May 2011, 21:05, Reply)