You're moving to America?
Or is it really A FLAT?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Pfft. Apparently a flat has a separate kitchen
and an apartment is open-plan so nerrrr.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:45, Reply)

You mean bed-sit.

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:51, Reply)

What you have there is a studio flat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:52, Reply)

I mean 'bed-sit'.
You fucking vagrant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 12:52, Reply)

separate bedroom
un-separate kitchen. You mong.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Best of luck with your condominium

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:11, Reply)

'Un-separate'?
Integrated? I may indeed be a mong but I am at least literate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:12, Reply)

It was a literary device to highlight the contrast with the bedroom
I will admit that while I thought there was a technical difference between a flat and an apartment, I'm probably wrong and apartment is just the American term for a flat.

And studio apartment is the American term for a bed-sit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 6 May 2011, 13:14, Reply)