This sounds like to make your coffee with piss and use it as a cleanser...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Cold piss just doesn't do it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:37, Reply)

One's pissaccino must be piping hot, it's true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Frothy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Pffft, topical.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-13294022
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:43, Reply)

When I'm getting regular sex I find the chances of a stroke diminish considerably, myself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I'm thinking its a good way to check out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:47, Reply)

What worries me is the inclusion of "Straining to defecate" on the list
Bran flakes, anyone?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)

enema?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I've always wanted to do that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)

What the fuck for?
Anything up there comes out anyway
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Don't you get dried on crsuty bits just lurking?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I've not looked, to be honest
Ask Darth, he'll be the expert on such matters
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Where is he today?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Dunno
Glamming up for tonight's girly night out?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Where are you two going?
Bumming bingo?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Its on Thursdays
3 and 4 - roll on the floor
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Ooh, is bella popping along as well
She needs to get out more, I'm pleased.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I'm also concerned by the contradictory nature of this research
Sex increases the risk, but apparently "happy marriage" decreases the risk.

Like the two are mutually exclusive.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)

*says the unmarried Crow*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)

True, I'm unmarried
But my point is that a happy marriage - which decreases your stroke risk - would probably include a healthy sex life - which, according to this latest study, increases your stroke risk.

It seems a little self-contradictory, if there is any truth in my assumption.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Welcome to the world of tabloid science
"Water gives you gypsy CANCER!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Oh fuck
*buys caravan*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I'm guessing its all bollocks
Basically, anything that increases blood pressure increases the risk of a stroke
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I was about to say I'd have expected better from the Beeb
But I remembered this article
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Have you spoken to many married couples?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Yes, I've just never asked about their sex lives.
(Partly because, around the time they got married, I wasn't getting any myself, so it would have been a difficult subject to broach without making them worry that I might be about to suggest a threesome.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Pffft.
Nah I think you're right above, although the classical view of married couples is a once-a-month ugly-bump I reckon there's a good chance it can be better than that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:08, Reply)

once a montyh, fucking hell, what are they animals!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Sloths

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)

You've got me on the brain, you bent cunt
What the fuck is a 'montyh'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)

It is a scientific measurement of time in which you earn £2000 and spend £4000

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Oh you cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)

ZING

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:20, Reply)

It's POTD, much as it pains me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Thank you kindly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:26, Reply)

He's certainly beginning to dominate that popular page
Apey: Take note
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I am most disappointed that either of these posts
haven't made it 4 in a row (or "Ape" as it is known)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Officewatersplutterlol
Exxxxxxxcellent
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:21, Reply)

librarygrin

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Plus, what kind of a weirdo asks their friends about their sex lives?
'So, how are things in the old sack? Good?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:13, Reply)

This^
Getting it often there Monts? Apey?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)

'Spunking up the old minge on a regular basis eh? Oh yeah? Tell me more!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Honestly, those vinegar strokes
Stroke is right - she has to act F.A.S.T.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)