they all seem to like breasts...
i wish my office put the aircon on, on sundays. i am sweltering here :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Put a fan on.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)

you're full of helpful advise
thought of starting a column?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I should totally do that.
What would you like help with Captain?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)

cleaning out the guinea pig cage
or how I can get the plug on the dustbuster charger to be closer to a surface I can put the damn thing on.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I don't really understand the dustbuster problem, so I can't really pass comment on that.
But I will say that a nice cup of tea and maybe a biscuit makes a lot of things better.

So, go and put the kettle on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:43, Reply)

guinea pigs clean
house needs tidying of sawdust and hay, now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:06, Reply)

You live in a stable.
You live in a stable.
You live in a stable.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:15, Reply)

i'm begining to think I do
I hoover, it scares the pigs, they kick more sawdust and hay out of their cage. silly pigs.

an unstable stable maybe
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:17, Reply)

You need a new crib
(for a bed)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)

they are banned around these here parts
seriously. along with plants, microwaves and christmas tree lights.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:44, Reply)

So you work with some of the finest legal minds in the country
But you are collectively deemed too stupid to be able to warm up a Ginsters of a lunchtime.

And what have your company got against plants as well?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)

we aren't allowed microwaves
but that's because the media lecturer in our staff room set off the smoke alarm by leaving a potato in one for ages
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)

smell is the main reason
and also plants attract insects etc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Ah, but if they had the air-con switched on, the air would be filtered so there would be no smell.
And as for plants attracting insects, surely the air the plants produce is far better for your working environment than the slight possibility of a fly landing on a desk.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:17, Reply)

maybe I could work some puns in there
get a pair of blue tits on the front
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)

You could have some fun with a clever play on CD/Seedy

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)