Chuck in a couple of used jamrags as well

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

who is the woman who actually does paint with that shit?
it's quite horrendously horrific.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:26, Reply)

Dunno, several no doubt, it's easy 'shock' stuff to do; there's some cunt who does plastercasts of minges
How groundbreaking. I'll have to submit my crusty spunky tissues to the Tate as part of my 'forever alone' installation piece
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:32, Reply)

I'd buy that.
It speaks to me.
( girlinthehole, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:32, Reply)

If only you were Charles Saatchi
I'd fleece that cunt built on my portmanteau of psychobabble. The Turner Prize awaits this innovative Promethean art terrorist.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:38, Reply)

Get a pair of knickers and embroider the word cunt on them in every language and call the work 'nearer to God'.

( girlinthehole, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:42, Reply)

You can tell I've been to art school, can't you.

( girlinthehole, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:43, Reply)

See below
I'm a genius
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)

'Closer my God than thee'
A sloppy abortion in a jar
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)

You certainly have a talent for this shit.

( girlinthehole, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:45, Reply)

I'll e-mail that Saatchi cunt
I'm after his Jew gold
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:47, Reply)

this would paint such a sad lonely picture
if only i didn't know that you just use a sock or a pair of your mum's pants
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:34, Reply)

I'm an art terrorist

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:39, Reply)

you know stuff about property law
i'll trade you: three blow-jobs per lease if you come around to my office and finish this goddam report?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Man, I was King of the Commercial Property law class, I owned those bitches
I'm finishing up work though, and yet again missed going to the match :( Still 19th title and all that.

PLUS GIGGS IS THE INJUNCTION FOOTBALLER, or so I bin told
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:43, Reply)

this is indeed good news
but it is not helping me stuck here til gone midnight.

gah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:52, Reply)

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( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:54, Reply)

this is a lie
you never ever gaz me any more

*cuts self*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:59, Reply)

You're not treating him mean enough.
Guys dig that stuff.
( girlinthehole, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:01, Reply)

i am fairly mean to him
but overall i am far too nice and sweet to be mean to anybody...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Me too : (

( girlinthehole, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:03, Reply)

you are a visionary artist, sir

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:29, Reply)