So, Rubin Schtonvitz went to a Samari competition, where all the best masters of the sword came together.
Up on stage steps up the first word ranking Samari.
The little old chinese man says "I have a fly in the glass, when glass is opened, fly will be free. Take his freedom back", and so Mr Moryoto nods, readies his sword and the glass was opened, WOOSH, the fly flutters to the floor in two pieces, and the crowd goes wild.

Next up steps up Mr Mroyoto's apprentice, and the old chinese man says "I have fly in the glass, when glass is opened, fly will be free. Take that freedom back". The jaw was opened, up flies the fly, WOOSH WOOSH, the fly falls into four pieces to the floor.

"Is there any challanger to this?" says the old chinese man, "I will take on the challange" says rubin. The crowd laughs and thinks it's a joke, but Rubin goes ahead with it anyway. He readies the sword, the jar opens, the fly goes up and WOOSH, and the fly buzzes off out the window. "What happened? You missed !" said the old chinese man, so Rubin replies "Yes, but fly no fucking for 14 days"*


* I can't work out how to finish this joke, the idea is that the guy circmasised the fly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:26, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Have you had your prescription changed Gonz?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:31, Reply)

I have to say I do feel this joke does fall over somewhat right at the end.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:34, Reply)

I don't think flies have foreskin

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:56, Reply)

This one doesn't

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)

The ending to this joke is:
"What happened? You missed !" said the old chinese man, so Rubin replies "Ah, circumcision not meant to kill."
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Now all you need to do is shoehorn 'Jew-jitsu' into it and it's complete.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)