WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP !!! IT'S CHRSTIMAS *bangs pots and pans* QUICKLY, GET UP ! SANTA HAS BEEN HERE ! WAKE UP ! WAKE UP !
/ac

Only kidding, it's not really christmas, I just wanted to use that autocomplete, I hope you don't mind.

I think this week I'll mostly be "Pwning" and "FUCK YEAHing". What 'bout u?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:17, 141 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Autism!
/ac
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:23, Reply)

So, Rubin Schtonvitz went to a Samari competition, where all the best masters of the sword came together.
Up on stage steps up the first word ranking Samari.
The little old chinese man says "I have a fly in the glass, when glass is opened, fly will be free. Take his freedom back", and so Mr Moryoto nods, readies his sword and the glass was opened, WOOSH, the fly flutters to the floor in two pieces, and the crowd goes wild.

Next up steps up Mr Mroyoto's apprentice, and the old chinese man says "I have fly in the glass, when glass is opened, fly will be free. Take that freedom back". The jaw was opened, up flies the fly, WOOSH WOOSH, the fly falls into four pieces to the floor.

"Is there any challanger to this?" says the old chinese man, "I will take on the challange" says rubin. The crowd laughs and thinks it's a joke, but Rubin goes ahead with it anyway. He readies the sword, the jar opens, the fly goes up and WOOSH, and the fly buzzes off out the window. "What happened? You missed !" said the old chinese man, so Rubin replies "Yes, but fly no fucking for 14 days"*


* I can't work out how to finish this joke, the idea is that the guy circmasised the fly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:26, Reply)

Have you had your prescription changed Gonz?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:31, Reply)

I have to say I do feel this joke does fall over somewhat right at the end.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:34, Reply)

I don't think flies have foreskin

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:56, Reply)

This one doesn't

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:24, Reply)

The ending to this joke is:
"What happened? You missed !" said the old chinese man, so Rubin replies "Ah, circumcision not meant to kill."
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Now all you need to do is shoehorn 'Jew-jitsu' into it and it's complete.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Working, shirking and smirking for me, I think.
I woke up miserable as hell today and made the rare decision to listen to music on the way to work. By the time I'd got to Archway the singles collection of Dick Dale & the Deltones had cheered me up so much it was almost incredible. I'm still buoyant even though

a) it's my mother's 60th this weekend and I've not found her a present
b) it's my mother's 60th this weekend and my spasticated ex still won't agree to my taking my daughter
c) I have to sort out my insolvency paperwork this evening

This is a fucking major achievement for Dick Dale here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:38, Reply)

I thought your Ma was in India, or has she returned?
I got a friend to sort out some financial paperwork for me when I couldn't face it. All I had to do was sign stuff. Is there anybody who could help you?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:43, Reply)

She's back, and half a stone lighter from 'Delhi belly' apparently.
I have appointed a chap to negotiate with my creditors etc - I have to produce pay and statement information re my multifarious creditors, fill out a humiliating 'how I got in this mess' statement, sign some shit and send it off - nothing major, but still horrible.

He claims to have a 99% success rate but I am trying not to think too much about what will happen. If he fails I lose my home.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Good luck with that shit.
Treat the statement like a school punishment essay. "How I'm really sorry I spent all my pocket money on tuck (MDs) instead of paying for food for the school hamster."
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Repossessions are expensive for the mortgage people as well
so it should be ok.

Although his 99% sucess rate claim makes me think he's a fucking liar.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Isn't 99% your own success rate with the laydeez Chompy?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:56, Reply)

No percentages only work with numbers over 100

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Oh, OK.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Lolwutdafuk?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:20, Reply)

He's endorsed by an independent review organisation.
I did the telephone equivalent of raising an eyebrow when he said that - his answer was that they don't take on anything they're not certain of achieving. They get paid out of the first two repayments you make so if they cannot get the arrangement in place they get nothing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Turn up at your baby-mama's house and be all like to you daughter "Do you want to see grandma? She has a unicorn in the garden, it'll grant you pure happiness, but I understand if your mother doesn't let you go see it" and walk away.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Win.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Good plan.
I'll pop round later and 'accidentally' let slip that my mother has every episode of 'Spongebob Squarepants' ever made, on 'Blu-Ray'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:48, Reply)

That sorts out the birthday present idea as well.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Hahaha this is looking very good indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:01, Reply)

I'lll be eating out all week.
I have no kitchen due to building works.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:40, Reply)

Lucky Misses The Archduke of South london

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:42, Reply)

hahaha!
First click of the week
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:14, Reply)

"pooping" and "grumbling"
/oldmanlols
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:41, Reply)

/oldmanlols my arse
/blackcountryderbylols more like it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Where is Bob?
*sniggerStokesnigger*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Oh, he's going to get it
For once I've got football smug, and am gutted your lot worked out where the goal was so I can't wind you up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Don't care
we're safe, so the strategy was to make sure of 6 points next year.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Sniffing,
I have a cold, it's the worst cold anyone has ever had, but I'm not going to moan about it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Lecturing and spellchecking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Spell-checking, what a novel idea.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Damn your eyes!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Were you to look into them you'd be instantly captivated.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Like a sexy Gorgon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I always thought Gorgons were quite sexy anyway, the one in Sinbad was HAWT!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:01, Reply)

They are the Goth equivilant of Mermaids

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:03, Reply)

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking head!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:04, Reply)

This week I will mainly be deciding what I want to do with my life
Then I am going to do it.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Be a Top Gun fighter pilot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:10, Reply)

What are the choices?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Well that's the first thing I need to figure out
I have worked in loads of random sectors I don't give a fuck about so I need to think what do I actually want to do.

I'm aware I have no plan at all right now but as I do have a job I'm not on a deadline
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Start a Shakin' Stevens tribute band.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Fakin' Stevens
Too obvious?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Spot fucking on, I'd say, young master William.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Parkinson's Pete

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Wobbling Williams

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:32, Reply)

To quote Quentin Crisp.
Find out who you want to be in life and be it like mad.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I like this
Wish I knew what I wanted to do/be
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Will it still involve sanitary ware?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:14, Reply)

probably not

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:30, Reply)

*Career gone down the pan* joke

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:32, Reply)

How do you know it hasn't been flushed with success?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:32, Reply)

stop it both of you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Now I have that sinking feeling.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)

This week I will be dog walking
as I have one now. I will also be sorting out shit from weekend works that I have fucked up
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)

What flavour dog do you have?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:13, Reply)

King Charles spaniel
Good with kids apparently
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Boggly eyes!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Not too bad on ours
Looks mildly Feldman
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Then that should be his name.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I used to know one called Snarf

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:16, Reply)

He has been named already
I wish I'd thought of this though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:18, Reply)

OhboyohboyohBOY !
Congratulations on having pure happiness and love in your life for a long time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Cheers!
18 months since the last one shuffled off this mortal coil
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I have an autistic like love for dogs.
When I win the lotto im going to get dogs and take them to old people's homes, and to places with mentally sick people... Pet therapy and all that,
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Quality plan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)

If you get an Islamic dog.
Muslim.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:26, Reply)

*groan*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)

YOU BOY - OUT!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

rub his nose in it
it's the only way he'll learn.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:50, Reply)

we had one of those when I was little, called Rags
When I was approximately 3 I kicked the dog so my mum kicked me.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)

This week I shall mainly be working hard.
Apart from now of course.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Start the week as you mean to go on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:14, Reply)

No, I really have to get stuff done.
Off on hols in 10 days and our Salesman is on holiday at the moment.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Argh dammit
I have forgotten the USB cable for my phone so if I piss around on the internet it'll have died by lunchtime. The battery is old and knackered and I still haven't decided whether to get a new battery or see whether I'm due a new handset.

If anyone asks this is a "forum" for "asking questions and getting answers" that are "mostly" "work-related".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I'm having issues with the touchscreen on mine, full reset on Friday and it started pissing around again this morning.
I'm quite tempted by this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4DdGGnJ1lw
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I've had that happen on mine
But a full reset usually fixes it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I fear I may be buying the pasties today for our office
My fuckup at the weekend is not good. Stupid computers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Scrimping and saving
The amount of month left at the end of the money is more pronounced than usual.

I will also /STOP READING IF YOU'RE A SPORTS OBJECTOR be hoping for a particularly nasty virus to sweep the city of Swansea. A very specific virus which only affects footballers over the age of 18, so that every player the Swans can put out on Thursday and next Monday is an untried YTS pimpleface. /IT IS SAFE TO CONTINUE READING AGAIN

Not that I have anything else to say. Made you look
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Do you think Forest will beat Swansea over the two legs?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:42, Reply)

We could've taken Reading or Cardiff no sweat
I think we'll win our home leg but we might well get battered in Wales. The last three times we've made the playoffs we've conceded 4 or 5 goals in the second leg, and they've won 15 out of 23 games at home this season. I can only hope we get a decent win in Nottingham and the pressure causes them to bottle it like we did last year!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Take out Sinclair early doors
Sorted
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:46, Reply)

^ This post is not English.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:47, Reply)

It's something about a single person transportation system

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)

PROFESSOR NakedApe?
Fuck the fuck off
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I got promoted
for services to spelling and grammar
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I'll bet you did
Similarly, I'm anticipating a promotion for outstanding work in the field of rampant masculinity and woman-shagging
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:54, Reply)

It actually might be a surprisingly low-scoring tie
Their best attacking strengths are their wingers and we've got two Premiership-quality full-backs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)

A low-scoring tie, earlier:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Can't see that
Homer Simpson "lols"?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I guees this is a picture of a Simpsons tie, redex for me
Do you remember those ties shaped like a fish?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Make your own bloody tea, you idle git

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:54, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Some teams are already guaranteed to be in the Premier League next season
/smugs

I'd prefer your chaps to Reading or some Taffs though, however much Sky might drool over a Cardiff/Swansea play-off final.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

*cough* 3-1 *cough*
Sorry. Sky Sports may drool over such a final - every policeman within 3 miles of Wembley on may 30th will not
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Which would make no sense for it to be there
Millenium Stadium would cause much less hassle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I imagine Wembley is already booked though

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Yep
I'm at a wedding in Manchester the weekend of the League Two and One playoff finals which are at Old Trafford. I was well excited at the prospect of the Champ final being there too in case we made it, obviously the bastard thing is 250 miles south of where I'll be
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)

And then it'd just be Cardiff that gets horribly fucked up
Never happen. The FA's got bills to pay, and Swansea would rightly point out that it effectively gives the Bluebirds home advantage
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)

LALALA

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Got the missus round tonight, introducing her to the joys of football, whether she likes it or not.
Cinema wednesday, and a party Saturday. Zero other plans though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Is football a euphamism for gang rape?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:50, Reply)

No
but it might be a euphemism.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

No it's not, you dimwitted fuckstain.
Maybe...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:54, Reply)

It should be, more fun than than watching football, for most of you anyway

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I'm quite enjoying the second half of our season tbh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Not surprised
This Dalglish fella seems to know what he's about. Shame you didn't have him in charge twenty years ago
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)

The missus?!??!?!??!!?!?!?!??!?!!
Congrats mate. Hope you've stocked up on Diamond White
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I know right? LIES on the internet
Un-believeable
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Aye, new girlfriend
Am I to assume that's cheap cider?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Get some rolls in as well.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)

It's not Bella.
The Munchy boxes will be arriving at about 9
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Get some anyway.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Yes indeedy
Don't pretend you don't know that, surely half the population of Macc are currently suffering the familiar post-weekend restoration of blood into their cider stream
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Cider isn't drunk massively round here, I don't think
Ales are far more popular
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:04, Reply)

My bad
I was confusing Macclesfield with a horrific chavvy backwater
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Like Norwich?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Silly person
Norwich is neither horrific nor chavvy. It's an isolated, inbred backwater
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Those statements aren't mutually exclusive

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:42, Reply)

ugh can anyone offer help
on how to explain direct debit payments to a hungarian
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Just keep saying it louder and louder until they get it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Yes.
'Imagine you've been overrun by the Nazis because you were cowardly collaborators. Now imagine they have control of your country's finances and are helping themselves to your national resources whenever they want, but only do this on one day a month. It's like that'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I don't think I should take any kind of financial advice from you
no offence like crapwithmoneylolz
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Nazi advice he's relatively expert in though
I'm crap with money too but if I gave you financial advice in the context of bumming you'd be forced to admit it was a field of expertise for me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Bit down today, chaps. Although I'll try to keep the beakering to a minimum.
Quick breakdown:

Most of my department are in training this week leaving me and a couple of others to support everybody in the UK arm of the company, some thousand-plus people, on the busiest day of the week.

Done my neck in so anything other than keeping it dead straight hurts like a bitch.

The missus is going overseas next week for a couple of years, probably. Work experience and going back to uni and that. I'm down about this as I am going to have to wash my own pants now.

Poor, petrol costs 320 pounds a month now and the car needs a cambelt service done.

Just as well I kept the beakering to a minimum, eh?
( Kroney, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I'm shagging your missus - she's moving in with me next week
in a kind of English version of Charlie Sheen and his 'goddesses'. The 'working overseas' shit is a massive lie.

Hope this helps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Oh right
I should probably mention that I gave her herpes. Enjoy that, Monty, old boy.
( Kroney, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Oh, that was you?
Who gave her crabs then?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:10, Reply)

*coughs* no idea, mate

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Haha

( Kroney, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I doubt if I'll notice it, to be honest.
What with the AIDS and all that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Is it worth it I ask myself.
Bit down today, chaps. Although I'll try to keep the beakering to a minimum.
Quick breakdown:

Most of my department are in training this week leaving me and a couple of others to support everybody in the UK arm of the company, some thousand-plus people, on the busiest day of the week.

Done my neck in so anything other than keeping it dead straight hurts like a bitch. going overseas next week for a couple of years, probably. Work experience and going back to uni and that. I'm down about this as I am going to have to wash my own pants now.

Poor, petrol costs a month now the car cambelt Just as well I kept the beakering to a minimum, eh?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:24, Reply)

massivestrikethrough lols.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:26, Reply)

That's a lot of work for a fat joke.
Impressive commitment, there.
( Kroney, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Just worth the effort, but not by much.
Many people think I should be committed.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Cramming and examing.
Though after this week I'll be technically and almost temporally through my exams, and after next Tuesday I can relax a little.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)

try using some lube

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:17, Reply)