Scrimping and saving
The amount of month left at the end of the money is more pronounced than usual.

I will also /STOP READING IF YOU'RE A SPORTS OBJECTOR be hoping for a particularly nasty virus to sweep the city of Swansea. A very specific virus which only affects footballers over the age of 18, so that every player the Swans can put out on Thursday and next Monday is an untried YTS pimpleface. /IT IS SAFE TO CONTINUE READING AGAIN

Not that I have anything else to say. Made you look
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:36, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Do you think Forest will beat Swansea over the two legs?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:42, Reply)

We could've taken Reading or Cardiff no sweat
I think we'll win our home leg but we might well get battered in Wales. The last three times we've made the playoffs we've conceded 4 or 5 goals in the second leg, and they've won 15 out of 23 games at home this season. I can only hope we get a decent win in Nottingham and the pressure causes them to bottle it like we did last year!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Take out Sinclair early doors
Sorted
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:46, Reply)

^ This post is not English.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:47, Reply)

It's something about a single person transportation system

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)

PROFESSOR NakedApe?
Fuck the fuck off
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I got promoted
for services to spelling and grammar
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I'll bet you did
Similarly, I'm anticipating a promotion for outstanding work in the field of rampant masculinity and woman-shagging
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:54, Reply)

It actually might be a surprisingly low-scoring tie
Their best attacking strengths are their wingers and we've got two Premiership-quality full-backs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)

A low-scoring tie, earlier:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Can't see that
Homer Simpson "lols"?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I guees this is a picture of a Simpsons tie, redex for me
Do you remember those ties shaped like a fish?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Make your own bloody tea, you idle git

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:54, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Some teams are already guaranteed to be in the Premier League next season
/smugs

I'd prefer your chaps to Reading or some Taffs though, however much Sky might drool over a Cardiff/Swansea play-off final.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

*cough* 3-1 *cough*
Sorry. Sky Sports may drool over such a final - every policeman within 3 miles of Wembley on may 30th will not
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Which would make no sense for it to be there
Millenium Stadium would cause much less hassle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I imagine Wembley is already booked though

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Yep
I'm at a wedding in Manchester the weekend of the League Two and One playoff finals which are at Old Trafford. I was well excited at the prospect of the Champ final being there too in case we made it, obviously the bastard thing is 250 miles south of where I'll be
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)

And then it'd just be Cardiff that gets horribly fucked up
Never happen. The FA's got bills to pay, and Swansea would rightly point out that it effectively gives the Bluebirds home advantage
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)

LALALA

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:01, Reply)