The missus?!??!?!??!!?!?!?!??!?!!
Congrats mate. Hope you've stocked up on Diamond White
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I know right? LIES on the internet
Un-believeable
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Aye, new girlfriend
Am I to assume that's cheap cider?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Get some rolls in as well.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)

It's not Bella.
The Munchy boxes will be arriving at about 9
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Get some anyway.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Yes indeedy
Don't pretend you don't know that, surely half the population of Macc are currently suffering the familiar post-weekend restoration of blood into their cider stream
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Cider isn't drunk massively round here, I don't think
Ales are far more popular
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:04, Reply)

My bad
I was confusing Macclesfield with a horrific chavvy backwater
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Like Norwich?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Silly person
Norwich is neither horrific nor chavvy. It's an isolated, inbred backwater
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Those statements aren't mutually exclusive

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:42, Reply)