Bit down today, chaps. Although I'll try to keep the beakering to a minimum.
Quick breakdown:

Most of my department are in training this week leaving me and a couple of others to support everybody in the UK arm of the company, some thousand-plus people, on the busiest day of the week.

Done my neck in so anything other than keeping it dead straight hurts like a bitch.

The missus is going overseas next week for a couple of years, probably. Work experience and going back to uni and that. I'm down about this as I am going to have to wash my own pants now.

Poor, petrol costs 320 pounds a month now and the car needs a cambelt service done.

Just as well I kept the beakering to a minimum, eh?
( Kroney, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm shagging your missus - she's moving in with me next week
in a kind of English version of Charlie Sheen and his 'goddesses'. The 'working overseas' shit is a massive lie.

Hope this helps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Oh right
I should probably mention that I gave her herpes. Enjoy that, Monty, old boy.
( Kroney, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Oh, that was you?
Who gave her crabs then?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:10, Reply)

*coughs* no idea, mate

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Haha

( Kroney, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I doubt if I'll notice it, to be honest.
What with the AIDS and all that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Is it worth it I ask myself.
Bit down today, chaps. Although I'll try to keep the beakering to a minimum.
Quick breakdown:

Most of my department are in training this week leaving me and a couple of others to support everybody in the UK arm of the company, some thousand-plus people, on the busiest day of the week.

Done my neck in so anything other than keeping it dead straight hurts like a bitch. going overseas next week for a couple of years, probably. Work experience and going back to uni and that. I'm down about this as I am going to have to wash my own pants now.

Poor, petrol costs a month now the car cambelt Just as well I kept the beakering to a minimum, eh?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:24, Reply)

massivestrikethrough lols.

( girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:26, Reply)

That's a lot of work for a fat joke.
Impressive commitment, there.
( Kroney, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Just worth the effort, but not by much.
Many people think I should be committed.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:29, Reply)