Which day of the week produces
a child that gives good head?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:25, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nonce

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I've never found a child under six months capable of giving good head

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Their mouths are too small and lack strong enough suction

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Correct my doppelganger !

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Right, let's clear this up
Why are you posting twice, you attention-seeking mong?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:45, Reply)

The other one isn't me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I'm not Bobby

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:46, Reply)

this one here, isn't me
I'm me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Stop talking to me, it's embarrassing

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I just look stupid talking to myself

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I can confirm that professor nakedape is the same chap who gazzed me a couple of weeks back
and is therefore (hopefully) the same popular board-dominating Monty abuse-magnet we all know and love, some of us twice a night.

Dunno who's nicked his original nick (seewhatIdidthere) though, but as Applebite says, it's not Al
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Thanks for clearing that up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Sorry, I meant that to be a more widespread communication
Rather than telling you "Well done, you're you"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:57, Reply)

So are you the victim of child sex abuse?
I'm lost here.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:57, Reply)

No but my namesake is, he likes to hide his identity though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I wish I had a b3ta stalker

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:00, Reply)

I think you may be closer to the truth than you imagine
The other one is clearly Bert
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Bert only has limited time before being gaybanned so he'll always go after Monty
/observation
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:02, Reply)

That you do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Chin up. I'm sure you'll find
the right infant. Maybe if Julia Roberts has a kid. That woman's mouth is slice-of-watermelon big.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I'll fuck all sorts

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Proof, that this is Bert

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Bertie Bassett?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 May 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Probably Friday's child
loving and giving, but that's not who you want. You want the one with the musky arse
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I'd prefer my young felatrix to be
full of woe otherwise what's the point? So, I'll opt for Wednesday.

I don't think kids have musky arses do they? Not sure. I'll ask google. Then delete my browser history...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Kids stink

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Pro tip
Don't do this if you're at work. Sure it seems funny, but the next thing you know there's tears, recriminations, you're on the sex offender's register and the Daily Mail's demanding to have the right to tell the country your name and address.
( Kroney, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Work?
You overestimate me, dear Kroney.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Who'd give you a job

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Not even a kid it would seem

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:43, Reply)