berk!!!111!!
yeah. unfortunately. he was texting about wanting to fuck a pregnant chick and having a thing about milfs fisting themselves the other day. i ignored him completely. then he went too far with "i bet your mum's a smoking milf". so i replied "not really. she's been buried for 5 years." and have had nothing but grovelling apologies ever since. twat!

did you have lots of fun?? x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:32, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What?
I can't understand there's people so stupid, honestly.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 13:38, Reply)

there are a LOT of weirdos out there, i am discovering
a lot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Christ, what a freak
I'm glad you made him grovel, he just sounds worryingly strange. Holiday was mostly very good thankyou, but I'm glad to be back in my own flat with my lovely comfy bed and nice shower after 10 days of hostels!
How are you, have I missed anything interesting whilst I've been away?
(berk, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)

bits and pieces, aye!
i will gaz you later to fill you in!!

glad you had fun and hope TC is spoiling you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)

While waiting for a cab on friday at the place I used to work at, this real fucking creep who I've hated ever since I worked there kept on point out women in the street and asking me crude questions about them.
He really creeps me out, asking me if I know anyone he can fuck.

Even if someone I really loved and respected suicide-bombed that place and wiped out everyone who worked there, it would still be a win.

I think he's implying something to do with my family, as they get cabs up to airports from there. If he ever says that straight, I'll send their entire office into the dark age, permanently.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

this is really very dark
what a freak
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Even without the family thing, as I'm not 100% sure on that, he's a fucking disgusting dirty old man.
In the space of 10 minutes for waiting for the cab, he asked me "Would you lick her out?... what about her ass?" about 4 times.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Alternatively
Tell him never to speak to you again or you will run him over as he leaves work one night.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)