It's a perversion that I secretly enjoy, keep up

(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

yes but nobody is going to give you any attention for broadcasting your own stuff
i'm sitting by the guillotine knitting my scarf, but there's nothing to watch... sort it out...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:39, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1194367
(NakedApe My dad still touches me up, I quite enjoy it, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:40, Reply)

hey
i'm lovely. everyone loves me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:44, Reply)

several times, usually.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 May 2011, 16:48, Reply)

he's been banned
this was the quietest lamest bertdown ever.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

get in.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Can you confirm this?
Don't get my hopes up. Also, we don't want NakedApe enduring a massive barrage of abuse if he changes his name back... OH HANG ON
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:50, Reply)

How can you tell when someone has been banned?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

you'll never get your name back now

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

It says it is still taken by someone else :((((
I would ask for suggestion sfor a new name, but even with monty away, I can't see that ending well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:53, Reply)

CakedRape
You'll sound like Kitty & Chompy's love child
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Why, who could refuse?!

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Depends if they're drinking a blue beverage or not

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Click on his name

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Ohhh, so was it bert?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:54, Reply)

'fraid I don't know. I haven't really been paying much attention today
Edit: The dad references might be a giveaway though. Bert does always seem to have had a thing about his dad, at least when he's not been trying to desperately justify the statutory rape of his half-sister.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:54, Reply)

maybe he's just trying to be let back into the fold
aw poor bert
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Not doing a great job then, is he?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:53, Reply)

One would like to think that turning up and slagging people off wasn't the best way to get back in the good books
but maybe he's just following Chompy, Rory & Monty's examples. Although to be fair, at least Monty and Rory are funny
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)

It's not much of a secret when it's writ large in your sig, dickhead

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I think it's chompy as, he's very good at searching for posts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Would have posted a bbc link already.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Perhaps it is Edmund.
Back from Denmark or Cornwall.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:43, Reply)

We should totally get Roota here
She's ace at finding trolls.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 May 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Where is she?
We need Sherlock Roota.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)

This sounds Like Holme's floozy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:54, Reply)

No, its the other way round.
DJTP is her floozy.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

And he's a cunt. Good point.
But I can't believe Chompy would go to the trouble of creating a new account, 8 months ago, then nick your name and use the account to troll for no reason at all. He prefers people to know who's pwned them.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:44, Reply)

people to know who's pwned them to spend his free time wanking himself to a frothy bloody stump over online porn
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)

You're not seriously suggesting that Chompy is so socially inept that he has to resort to pornography?
*poker face*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

no
i am not suggesting it.

i am SAYING it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Oh, me too
*goes to high-five Swipey*

*bounces off breasts, lands in next county*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:58, Reply)

doubtful
that'd mean he actually cares enough to go out of his way
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:46, Reply)