oh yes
"you will work 9.30am to 5.30pm Monday to Friday or such hours and at such times as we shall require"

another way of putting it:

here is your target. it is impossibly high. if you miss it, we won't give you a pay rise or promote you. therefore you need to work 18 hour days to meet it.

but the actual truth is... i work hard because i am a bit of a workaholic and i want to get great results for the clients. also i piss around on here for a little bit each day!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

am a bit of a workaholic and i want to get great results for the clients. also i piss around on here for a little bit each day! have no friends
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:49, Reply)

we both know this is untrue
i am VERY popular.

you especially know this to be the case, as we are fb buddies and everything.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Facebook friends aren't real friends.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:52, Reply)

you may be surprised to ko
bah, stupid return key

edit: you may be surprised to know that I didn't actually take in any information from your facebook page.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:54, Reply)

meh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:02, Reply)

I blame you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:05, Reply)

I would imagine it's par for the course in your line of work.
You have to work above and beyond the call of duty to progress.
( girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:49, Reply)

high risk high reward innit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:50, Reply)