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I don't know turkish but I love Syrian.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:09,
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Where does that slot in, pray tell?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:15,
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Hm didn't we have Turkishlast time I was in London?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:16,
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Did he have sweaty hairy shoulders and a moustache? If so then yes you had a Turkclichelolz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:17,
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But they'll be back soon, and in greater numbers/tenuousreferencelols
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....by which you mean the prostate gland of Darth's 'special dance friend' Rupert.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:28,
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Bear, I think.I believe Bears are a flavour of homosexual, are they not?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:33,
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So would you opt for giving young Rupert a furry hand-shandy?Or are you more inclined to receive a rough bumming from gruff old Mr Bear?
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You have put way too much thought into this, dear chapRough bumming every time
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Whilst Bill Badger watches from a few feet away and touches himself?(, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)
This should be compiled into a perverse fan fic with a title such as"Rupert Bare" by Alfred Bestiall
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I put it to you Mr Crow, that such a fan fic already existsand you are quoting from it verbatim.
Having written it yourself.
In case that wasn't clear.
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If it already exists, I haven't written itIdeas are forming in my head, though.
And rest assured, they involve you.
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That is the most disturbing thing I've read all dayBetter you than Chompy, I suppose.
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'What's that?' Cried Rupert. 'some kind of bird?'
But it was Darth and Kroney with a frozen turd'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:53,
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From behind him, Darth hears a sinister growl,
As Mr Bear appears with a trowel.
Tied to the WorkMate, he's an easy goal,
As the old bear sets to work on his hole.
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Bill Badger looks on and continues his masturbation,
As Darth bites his lip and thinks of telecommunication,
Mr Bear begins to pound him at a steady pace,
As Rupert strikes his furry little tackle on his face
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There's nothing to milk in the first instanceStar Wars is fucking dull
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:29,
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*awaits stampede of internet lardies*(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 10 May 2011, 16:31,
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Sorry I will concede you have a point here
There's lots of beaches in Greece
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