I like how "what do you hate" threads
seem to act as a Monty invocation spell
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I have a 'bigot' version of 'gaydar'
Great show on Hitler's bodyguards on this evening. If I hadn't have watched and recorded it yesterday I'd be tempted.

I'm also on here because my friend is talking complete gibberish and I want him to leave, so I'm looking 'busy on the computer'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:29, Reply)

yup
there's important shit going down on here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:35, Reply)

How did the call with the mentalist go -
Have you got your daughter for the perfectly resonable request of being able to take her to your mothers birthday party?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:35, Reply)

YES I HAVE.
Were Mumbles not here I would be committing 'the sin of Onan' with aplomb, gusto and, dare I say it, gumption, in celebration of this fabulous result for 'Team Middle* Class'

*upper middle, thank you very much if it's all the same with you. No, really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Crack on with it, I say
a screaming LPW should soon see the back of him.
(berk, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I'm not so sure. He's a bit 'metrosexual'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Well, if he asks to join in
you'll have a really, really good excuse to ask him to leave.
(berk, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:12, Reply)

I think if Monty whipped his cock out
and began wanking away, his friend couldn't be blamed for misreading the situation.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:24, Reply)

I fully approve of this anti-social attitude
Fling the door open and tell him never to darken it again
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Good call there Rory.
I don't like darkies coming through my door either.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:40, Reply)

If he doesn't piss off soon I'm going to do a poo on a tray, slam it in the old 'frost-free'
and stick on 'Space Truckin' by Deep Purple whilst making creepy eyebrow gestures at him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:52, Reply)

that'll just bring Kroney calling

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:03, Reply)