Noam Chomsky, Noah and the Whale, Noel Edmonds, No meaning 'no',
Black people, rachelswipe, Victorian novelists, my old art teacher, decaffeinated coffee, iPods, iPads, bikelocks, bisexuals, the Queen, noses, Tesco, Morten Harket, Johann Sebastian Bach, the rest of Skid Row, poodle metal, recidivism, Peter Hook for everything after New Order's first two albums, Monty Boyce, pretension, false pretension, any shit cultural output of any sort, Jan Ravens, vases, newts, Ken Follett novels, sunburn, paraplegia and bad whisky.

There may be more.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

not even when
chomsky's pounding a rhythm to your brain, laaardi dar di di laardi dar di dum?

(I was convinced these were the words for some time)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Especially not then.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Terry Pratchett, Terry Pratchett fans,
people who think 'Spaced' was funny, Dr Who nerds, Apple nerds, the word 'nerd', C18th philosopher Bishop George Berkeley of Cloyne, the Renaissance merchants of Lombardy, Oliver pissing Cromwell, people who are 'really into vampires', 'edgy' US dramas, Hindustani goatherds and Pam Ayres. And Roger McGough.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:42, Reply)

PEOPLE WHO MISUSE AND THEREBY CHEAPEN THE WORD 'AWESOME'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Terry Pratchett is AWESOME
Dude
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:45, Reply)

I don't like you any more, 'Bill Clay'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:55, Reply)

You liked me??? You REALLY liked me??!??
Well that settles it, I'm sticking around
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:01, Reply)

FOB

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:56, Reply)

bindun

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:01, Reply)

You are new. You will be new for many, many months to come and hence you will receive chants of FOB at every opportunity.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Alright Mavis, keep your panties on
Didn't mean to piss on your chips, you may continue with the running gags.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Thanks bbz.
*waggles eyebrows*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:20, Reply)

hugz4U lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:27, Reply)

luv u bbz lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:46, Reply)

Stephen King, Stephen King fans
People who think that SpankyHanky was funny, 60s psychedelia nerds, bewhiskered shirters, hip hop nerds, people who are unaware of the concept of 'the death of the author', John Lennon, Lenin, Lemons, lemonparty.org, Jamie 'bellend' Oliver, people that are 'really into Tractor', tall people, every Asian ever, Rory Lyon, William Hague's ridiculous accent and Monty Boyce. And Monty Boyce.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:47, Reply)

I'm still waiting for my bloody mention

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:05, Reply)

I mentioned Tory voters already.
If you like, if you are that needy, I can do another list and slip you in the middle.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Tory voters can cover me
I'm not THAT needy. In fact there are several things in your list that coincide
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:08, Reply)

ORLY?
Which?

You're not black are you?

Gid ovening by the way.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:12, Reply)

women, Tory, can't give a shit about renewable energy etc
good evening to you too. Had a good day?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Nae really.
Pretty pish.

But I am safe in the knowledge that I am best dressed and most handsome man in the office.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:20, Reply)

you prefer your shirters shaven?
All over?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:21, Reply)

yes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:37, Reply)

I THINK VAMPIRES ARE AWESOME!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Precisely.
The prosecution rests m'lud.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Just to be clear
do you hate Pam Ayres, or people who are really into Pam Ayres?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:04, Reply)

Really it's the whole Ayresian 'genre'.
For the record, I've never looked after 'me teeth' but I have no fillings. It's a master race thing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:07, Reply)