mine only had five burners
left field, man. just one central fuckoff triple burner and the other four. ALthough for some reason scottish mains gas never seemed to be at a high enough pressure to properly kick it off.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The little burners get on my wick though
MOAR FIRE!!!!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:08, Reply)

yeah but you do need a good light simmer sometimes
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come on, where's the strikethrough?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:10, Reply)

*obliges*
light simmer fisting up to the elbow from Schteve whilst Shimon prods at your tonsils with his meatstick
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:26, Reply)

please
it's both feet up to the ankles or nothing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

That's because those english BASHTARDS shtole it all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:08, Reply)

coming up here, stealing your gas and catching your haggi.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:09, Reply)