we have serviettes....

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 May 2011, 9:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Only when the screws give them to you at christmas I presume?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:33, Reply)

erm... no?
they sit in the holder at dinner. You wipe your mouth with them, then throw them away.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 May 2011, 9:35, Reply)

He's insinuating that you're a nation of convicts
Don't be mean to Poppet, Apers. If you're going to have a pop at Australia, mention the cricket; she doesn't care about that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I'm just teasing, one can't expect them to know any better
At least i didn't mention spiders
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:39, Reply)

oh. I had no idea what he meant by "screws".
He can insinuate it all he likes. I'm well aware that ENGLAND had so many convicts they needed a bigger jail to house them all. I'm more Dutch then I am English, therefore I'm less related to the convicts.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Good retort
*polite applause*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

*shakes head sadly at our parochial antipodean cousins*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Cell Block H lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:37, Reply)