i got chatted up by a guy recently
kind of nice, sort of funny, reasonably clever, good job, good-looking, blah blah. but he was from fucking WIDNES.

i couldn't do it. i'd be in bed with him and it would go like this:

"oh. oh god. oh oh oh my god. oh god, he's stolen my fucking watch."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Thieving Widnes bastards.
I went with a girl from Widnes once and I lost my watch too.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:05, Reply)

widnes smells funny
is there a rendering plant there or something? think there might be.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:05, Reply)

It's where they smelt
all the watches stolen from pretty London solicitors.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:13, Reply)

ha ha ha
Turkeystuffinglols
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:06, Reply)

"Why have you got a bag of bricks and a mercedes bolt lock?"

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:06, Reply)

"so i can get my hands on your best feature"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Later that day...

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:09, Reply)