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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Italians are they stupid or just lazy?
You decide.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13354988
I quite like them.
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Feckless. We have two here. They swan in when they like, go when they like and speak extremely loudly on their mobiles, in Italian, in the middle of the office.
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This didn't get enough attention when I posted it earlier.dl.dropbox.com/u/14947/photo-1.PNG
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I found them to be nothing but a pain in the arse when I was over there.Except in Milan, they're ace in Milan.
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I wish they were lazy in Turin, instead they put a lot of effort into trying to kill us. That was a right laugh. Not.
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That's due to Liverpool fans having a track record for killing a number of opposing Italian fans over a game of football(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:49,
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Liverpool fans behave like animals wherever they goMurderers
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:52,
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Turks always slice up one or two, they don't commit mass murder though(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:54,
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39 Juventus fans died with 600 injuredIt's only a game of football
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:03,
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Too rightScousers killing their own, and then robbing their wallets and pissing over them for good measure. They'll never walk alone to be sure.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:14,
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That reads like the article in the Sunthe day after Hillsborough.
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I always go out of my way to buy a copy of the sun whenever I'm in Liverpoollololololololololololololololol
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:20,
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i got chatted up by a guy recentlykind of nice, sort of funny, reasonably clever, good job, good-looking, blah blah. but he was from fucking WIDNES.
i couldn't do it. i'd be in bed with him and it would go like this:
"oh. oh god. oh oh oh my god. oh god, he's stolen my fucking watch."
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:59,
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Thieving Widnes bastards. I went with a girl from Widnes once and I lost my watch too.
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widnes smells funnyis there a rendering plant there or something? think there might be.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:05,
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It's where they smelt all the watches stolen from pretty London solicitors.
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"Why have you got a bag of bricks and a mercedes bolt lock?"(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:06,
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"so i can get my hands on your best feature"(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:07,
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In Rome you could tell they wanted to absolutely murder us. Completely surrounded us for hours on end during the day, balaclava'd up with batons drawn just *waiting* for us to get out of line. But because for most of us it was our first European trip with football we were far too interested in just getting off our tits with our mates. Ended up dancing round them all for a bit, looking back I don't know how that didn't result in a baton over the noggin.
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That is ridiculous beyond belief(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:41,
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How long would it take them to rebuild it do you think, I understand it took more than 24 hours to construct in the first place.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:49,
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I both love and hate you at the same time(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:54,
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I think you forget just how hard you punch.*rubs shoulder*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:13,
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I'm not really keen on anyone of a mediterranean bent.Apart from Aber because she's ace. I don't like Germans or the French, although I have met a couple of nice ones.
I really should travel more before I make sweeping judgements but until then they can fuck off.
Edit - The Greeks are OK.
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girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:44,
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I was welcomed with open arms Al........OPEN ARMS!!!And an old Greek man said I was pretty.
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girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:51,
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he wanted to impregnante you with tiny soldiers so you could carry them into his enemy's city unnoticed(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:53,
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They were having a hard time of it because I don't eat meat.Had some lovely Greek salads though : )
Aw man I want to go back.
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girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:58,
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They are just as stupid for continuing to support Berlosconi(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:47,
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Oh man, I'm back to my bullying waysI appear to have made someone deleted a post on QOTW by pointing out that it was barely legible gibberish, and then I made the "with a fleshlight" joke, and now it's gone.
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Was that the one about AB to AC?I couldn't work out what the fuck was going on
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:51,
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It was generally a story about police abusebut it was almost certainly a fabrication written in that style so as to show that the writer was "edgy" and "cool"
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Nothing about you, especially not physically, is 'edgy' or 'cool'But I still love you.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:55,
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Gin to numb the pain and tonic to cleanse the inevitable BBQ inflicted wound on his shins?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:02,
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It's going to be great.And Aber is making some tapas again for us all.
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girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:02,
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I have a chorizo sausage at home, tonight i will fry some and nom it hard!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:03,
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POTATOES AND GREEN!!!11!I demand this!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:04,
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Nope!I am doing a buffett. Aber's food with some cold meat, dips, olives, bread etc
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girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:13,
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He fucking loves itwhat with him being a fat hairy greek with a greasy 'tache and a sweaty arsecrack.
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Funnily enough I am in Palmers Green a fair bit(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:23,
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Innit, I quite like my stays at the rents in Spain(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:23,
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You doBut be warned that the streets near Blousie's house are narrow and steep, so the articulated lorry might have issues.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:14,
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I AMBut no chinny smiley.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:03,
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Suddenly she had bitten a policemanI didn't see that coming
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:58,
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Damn it, don't bully them into deleting it before you can link to it for everyone.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:59,
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It's become second nature to you now so you don't even know you're doing it.(
girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:01,
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The first step towards salvation is admitting you're addicted to ONLINE BULLYING(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:01,
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Oh dear.Oh dear oh dear.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:54,
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The latter bit is a bit like my surname, fact fansI like my surname.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:58,
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I imagine Monty to be like Ted Bovis.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:07,
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This is hahahahahawww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJvGdOC6D1Y
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:10,
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I knew it was going to be that clipI couldn't remember what song it was!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:11,
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Without wishing to go all Pop IdolI think we can safely say that he 'made the song his own'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:12,
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Is it You've Lost That Loving Feeling?I love the way he does that.
I also liked him doing My Yiddishe Mama on Hi-De-Hi.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:14,
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By his ownyou mean "want you to pop your eardrums and fill the cavity with cement"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:14,
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Never mind that bollocksI have a chilli scotch egg and it is the stuff of wonders
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:57,
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Chilli scotch egg? This is why you are THE man.
Will we ever see these times again?
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In summary, nicer than the black pudding one*trigger fingers*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:09,
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Not seen them in the supermarketJust the deli counters in Fenwicks
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:12,
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I had a restaurant one from Roast in Borough Market a few months back.
It was so nice I pocketed half of it to have at home.
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It was was Fenwick deli and is made by the Scotch Egg Coand truly delicious. I am following it up with a slice of chicken, mushroom and tarragon pie
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:00,
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Why?For eating Scotch eggs and pie?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:05,
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I think he was trying to be Ironic, but really it was just typical, which is typically ironic for a hipster.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:17,
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For the record, I shoe-horned that expression in because it made me laugh.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:17,
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I'm so confused what right now(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:18,
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The Pyramids of Egypt, the Orion Nebula, the rainforests of Brazil, no.A scotch egg is "the stuff of wonders" says the man from the North.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:59,
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It is all relative innitOh hang on, that's Norfolk
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:00,
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Thanks DeckardI've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:04,
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Fabio Mengarelli had better hope he dies in the quakebecause otherwise he'll be getting his P45 in the morning. The tit.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:12,
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This^Just tell the BBC how you are skiving off work to die
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:13,
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Fabio Mongarelli more like(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:15,
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This is my new favourite meme. Already.I will use it with people who have no idea who Fabio Mongarelli is anyway.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:16,
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One of them says"If I have to die, I want to die with my wife and kids, and masses of people will do the same as me."
Christ, how many people is his wife sleeping with?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:12,
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Haha!I read it like that too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:13,
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A few years ago Ms Foxtrot went on holiday to Sicily with two of her sistersThree tall, blonde, stunning girls wandering around Italy, and they were surprised by the amount of sex-pestery they had to endure.
Italians; perpetrating stereotypes since 1756
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I'm tempted...it-it.facebook.com/people/Fabio-Mengarelli/100001631482530?_fb_noscript=1
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:18,
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What if he tracks me down and does rapes or murders to me?(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:23,
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He will be dead tomorrowCan't you read?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:23,
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