*spills pint*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:58, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nay Trubble
Mare Leek A Bastad
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)

that's not even trying
I recommend* taking the bottom off someone's pint with a stray over-topped cue ball in the back room of a rough north london boozer

*and by recommend I mean, obviously don't recommend.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Why go that far?
I think you only need to walk into some of them...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

fair point.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Especially when you look like THAT.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)

SERIOUSLY, I have never felt so uncomfortable in a pub as in that one in Clapton
In which all the men looked like the angry bastard offspring of Ross Kemp and a pork pie, and all the women were confined to an alcove in the corner to sip their G&Ts (or blue WKDs for the kids)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Clapton is God.


Sorry, let me try that again.

Clapton is God-awful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)

slowhand claps

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Cream of the crop.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

That kind of punning really Grinds my (disraeli) Gears

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I'm surprised you weren't chatted up.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I don't think I was sufficiently orange for their liking

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

My hands are looking suspiciously yellow.
Did you exchange livers with me?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I can assure you my liver is in perfect working order
I probably should have put yours back where it came from though...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Yeah but it's B3th innit
I like her.

You startin'?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

*offers put-down about shoes*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 11 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

*implies sexual shortcomings on opponent's part*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)