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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ahha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha *BREATHE*
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ahha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8069686.stm

Best BBC link EVA!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:07, 226 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I like this!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:08, Reply)
I wish we could do this to people who delay my morning commute

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I don't.
It's reckless.

You need to take your shoes off before using a bouncy castle.

EVERYONE knows that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Suicide attempt innit
Shoes on a bouncy castle - someone dies
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)
why were they even bothering with him?
I doubt he would've died from that tiny leap.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Attention seeker.
It worked though, he made the BBC!
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 May 2011, 15:21, Reply)
clearly
anyone on the way to suicide wouldn't need a backpack.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Unless they were on the tube/bus

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:23, Reply)
that doesn't make any sense
are you required to have one in order to be on the tube/bus?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Reference to 7/11 I think.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 11 May 2011, 15:25, Reply)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:26, Reply)
It was a suicide bomber reference.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:25, Reply)
He's chinese.
An 8m drop is the equivalent of 20m to normal sized folk.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 May 2011, 15:24, Reply)
but....ninja....

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:24, Reply)
That's the japs
don't worry, they all look alike to you.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Says who?
It's fucking 2011, you can be a mother fucking ninja if you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:35, Reply)
plus, if you're a ninja
your mother can't even see you to stop you
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Wahey, laughing at mental illness AND a bit of racism.
Classic qotw thread.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Sit back and enjoy Brian

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I prefer to think of it as national stereotyping.
For the sake of a cheap joke on an off colour website.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 May 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Nice Adolf icon there though Brain
/notlaughingatholocaust
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:35, Reply)
that's doesn't count, silly

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Zing

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 11 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)
feel the burn

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Never happened.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)
LOL mental illness is funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:22, Reply)
In your case it is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:24, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)
You started a new thread for a two-year-old clip?
It was pretty funny, though. Especially when you realise how long the guy had held up traffic for.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Oh, I didn't realise how old it was...
Also i was bored of swipey and Al argueing
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:25, Reply)
well, let me add in
this which has made me chuckle each of the forty or fifty times I've now watched it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Saw this the other day, i doggylolled

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I can't stop watching it.
It's the voice, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 15:31, Reply)
It is lolsome

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)
"What was in there?"
his little plaintive voice gets me every time...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Its the timing of it for me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)
That man clearly has problems, I thought that we'd moved on from the Victorian afternoon stroll though the Sanitarium

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:25, Reply)
I'm not sure that I would feel comfortable
laughing at someone attempting suicide.
That video is horrible in so many ways.

Shame on you.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)
But he wasn't attempting suicide.
He just climbed up on a motorway bridge and sat there for a few hours, holding up all the traffic. The services are honour bound not to manhandle him off there, but the passer-by wasn't, so he helped. They had a big bouncy castle waiting for him - it's not like the guy tried to kill him or anything. He knew they mentalist was perfectly safe.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 15:31, Reply)
But you're still laughing at someone who is clearly mentally ill.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Yeah, but I'm mentally ill too
so I'm allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Hello new person, welcome to B3ta a humour site with few boundries

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)
AB, as a man who straddles both boards like a collossal wanker
I'm going to take this moment to point out that while some /OT baiting is valid and I'm up for all /QOTW baiting available, frankly, to come to /OT from /talk and have a go at someone for mocking a mental would properly fill up the first 17 dictionary definitions of hypocrisy as well as scoring a full 10 kilospoons on the Morrissette scale, chap. Have you been asleep on /talk the last 5 years or something?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)
CLICK
for kilospoons
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I can't take too much credit
I think Shambles was probably the first to use it. It's the SI unit of irony (or lack of)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Kilospoons.
love it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Agreed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I arrive late to this party
but I'd like to add that this is possibly one of the most amusing things I've read on here in a long, long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)
We do that on here on a daily basis

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Where does it say that he was mentally ill?
All it says is that he had financial problems.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 11 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I don't see how that makes it any funnier.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Oh fuck off you self righteous prick
that was about as much a proper suicide attempt as drinking some vodka and crying onto facebook
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Dear god this ^^^

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 11 May 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Leave Britney alone.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)
hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:42, Reply)
+ !!!!!!, *massive sobs*, /runny makeup

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Glad to see that QOTW has a zero tolerance approach to attempted suicide.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:42, Reply)
What a shame it would be if QOTW were flooded by needy people begging for attention.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I've been busy at work.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)
beegging?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:46, Reply)
It's when you start singing '70s Disco hits in a helium-pitch falsetto

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I thought it was something to do with collecting eggs from hives

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Thankfully you don't appear here all that often

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 11 May 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Is your sig like some kind of checklist for /offtopic?
Handsome - me
Gay - Darth
paedo - Bert
King of France - erm....
AIDS - various
Hitler - Monty
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I'll be king of France, King nakedApe the 14th
*dons ENORMOUS wig*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Good lad
By that I mean, "Good lad, your majesty"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Je peut etre le roi de France, si tu veux
J'avais assez de ma tête de toute façon...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)
The king of France is bald.
-looks over glasses-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Merde.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Oh god, what even is logic?
∃x(Fx & ∀y(Fy → y=x) & ~Bx)

that's not even letters.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)
I'm pretty sure that x, y, F, and B are letters
perhaps not the backwards E, and the upside down A.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)
That looks like dangerous stuff
I wouldn't start using it, no matter how much the other kids tell you you'll like it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Yeah
then it would be just the same as /talk
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Glad to see your sig happily makes light of peadophilia, hitler, AIDS and the french

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Glad to see that you've addressed my concerns rather than just trying to invalidate the way I feel about that video.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)
In fairness, I'm going to venture to say that having your username
probably detracts from any point you might have tried to make.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Just like your sig...
this is fun isn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)
I don't care about your concerns, they are completely irrelevant to me.
If the proffesional BBC editorial team deemed the video non-offensive enough to post we can assume that a 3rd party outside of B3ta has deemed it within the realms of taste and can be happy to therefore repost it.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I think you've confused me with someone else.
I thought this wasn't funny, I've no objection to it being posted, its certainly unusual and thought-provoking.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Oh stop it Wormulus
you're better than this. Where is the cock of ignorance when you need it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)
You're right
I should have known that expressing my point of view on something I found distasteful would have resulted in personal attacks.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)
but it's you
so we all know you're trying to encourage the personal attacks so you can relish them.

i could post that pic of your cock that you gazzed me if you like, get them all to comment on that instead?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)
I think you should post a link to the username of anybody on here that has done that to cr3 so he can ban them.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Please don't, I was just starting to get comfortable here...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Also
I thought rachelswipe was a solicitor and would know better than to falsely accuse someone of a criminal offence, even for jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)
it's not a criminal offence if it's invited sweetheart xx

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)
hahaha!
Look how tiny it is.... oh, you haven't posted it yet
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)
here it is

you just need to use your zoom
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)
I completely accept that I often make comments which are contrary or argumentative
I've come to accept the banter that follows
but this is just people insulting me for not agreeing that their video is funny.

Its not funny, I wouldn't ever laugh at it.
I'm not going to reply to any more of these messages becuase its obvious to me now that you're just trying to troll me.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Pipe down; your false concern is as obvious as your autism

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I'm sorry that you object so strongly to my not finding this at all funny.
Perhaps try and see it from my point of view.
You really can't guess at why I might not find this funny, I don't think you actually think I'm autistic, I think you're just saying it to insult me because you want to ridicule how I feel about this.

Good for you.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)
I'm thinking the moral high ground on b3ta
might be the wrong place to stand.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Thank you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)
What's not funny?
Bloke makes arse of self by sitting on a bridge which inconveniences another bloke.
Inconvenienced bloke has enough and takes matters into own hands.
Pushes self indulgent twat bloke off bridge.

It's the age old story.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)
I saw an angry and irrational person assault an extremely unhappy person
I didn't realise he was doing this becuase he was inconvenienced.
I think this makes it even less funny.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)
You're missing the point
He pushed that little chinky fella off the bridge.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Hahahahahahahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)
We waited 8 minutes for this drivel, pick it up fucktard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I'm sorry, I'm in a lecture.
although given your response, its obvious now that you aren't interested in talking to me or discussing why I don't find a video of a suicidal man being pushed from a bridge at all funny.

I'm sorry, looking back my first post was a little contrary. I just felt strongly about the number of 'ha ha''s in the link title compared with how I felt when I watched it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)
I'll delete one for you
Now back to school with you, that "Roger Red Hat" book won't read itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Do you know him?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Well he does have an enormous chin...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:16, Reply)
No, I don't.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:16, Reply)
So what do you give a fuck?
What's your lecture about? Empathy?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:18, Reply)
cake

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Cock gazzing, scarfs and shuffle dancing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:20, Reply)
or Fridays as they are collectively known

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Well, they sound like a much more varied act than the Saturdays...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Cock gazzing? They are finally teaching these kids something useful.
Some of the graduates we hire are fucking rubbish at cock gazzing when they arrive.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)
CV
Cock Viewing
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)
*offers gainful employment*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Fraud and Financial Crime.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:20, Reply)
My specialist subject.
What did you learn?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Not much, I was too busy being insulted on the internet for feeling sorry for someone.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)
You are a delicate little flower aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Too busy looking at the internet and not paying attention to the lecturer
who no doubt has vast experience in this particular field and had taken time out to impart some of his knowledge to young whippersnappers like you, you mean?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Oh we welcome it
it produced one of the best threads we've ever had, and it made the newspapers. And I met the guy a week or so later and he wasn't at all interesting.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)
YOU WISH HE'D DIED
You sick fuck
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:46, Reply)
So did I,
didn't really make the connection, and asked him how his week had been...
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)
That doesn't even make my top 3 embarrassing bash moments
:(
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Tell us more

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:02, Reply)
*Sits down cross legged at the front of class*
I donno 'bout this one, tell us.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I remember someone once saying they were gonna die soon because they haven't eaten in weeks and they welcome death.
I spoke to them in gaz about their dog.

I do hope she's not dead.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)
I think she's posted relatively recently.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Oh good.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)
*sits down next to Gonz to listen to sage man*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)
I've just come back from the post office to do my passport...
... fucking jesus christ, I've never seen such lifeless people before; behind the till. Despite checking my forms twice (as I filled it out wrong first time), the two people I delt with said maybe 6 words between them. And they worked soo slowly, christ all mighty, I've never seen anyone work in actual slow motion before.

They're so lifeless that I reckon if you murdered them, you would only get maybe 20% of your jail sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Why shouldn't you stand behind the devil in the Post Office?


Because he takes many forms.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Oh no
Sorry /offtopic, it is my turn for suicide. I just lolled at Chompy's joke, proper officelol too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Swallow paperclips until you rupture your gut

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Chompicide

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)
I know
I've laughed at a Chompy joke, and clicked a Rory link.

I'm not sure, but I think those two things are harbingers of the End of Days.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Nope
You also have to declare me attractive and Al thin
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Not gonna happen

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Of course not, it brings about the End of Days
It wouldn't be much good if the safeguards were likely to occur, would it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Ok, I laughed.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)
That's actually a very good joke.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)
See?
This is where I get all my best crap jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)
^^joke about murder
I BET YOU THINK MURDER IS FUNNY, EH EH.
Insensitive prick, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Stop it Wormulus, you're better than ... oh sorry, Kristine, my mistake.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)
how very dare you
I never wear scarves
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Is that a racial joke 'cus I've been circumcised?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I'm from America, I'm a big fan of circumcision.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)
female?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Yes she is.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)
That's why she likes chopping bits of mens penis' off.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)
No skin off her...nose?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Nice nose.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)
How does she smell?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Faintly of soggy cheese and onion crisps

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)
^^ JOKE ABOUT FEMALE GENITAL MUTILATION
I HOPE YOU'RE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

ASHAMED OF YOURSELF HARDER THAN A TITANIUM ROBOT COCK
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Oh man, that passport is going to be well handy.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Amidst all the misplaced frothing and poor attempts at reverse trolling
No-one has yet commented on Apey's shocking throwdown to Chompy. Best BBC link EVA?

I wouldn't stand for that if I were you, rapey
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)
^^ JOKE ABOUT RAPE, I BET YOU THINK RAPE IS oh for crying out loud

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Nice to see everyone banding together
to decry the occasional visitor's accusation of insensitivity. We're horrible people and will defend our right to remain so.

Yay.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Hello old bean, /OT hasn't been very argumentative this afternoon
it's a good job you're here
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)
YOU@RE

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)
I think this should become the standard spelling of "you're"

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Damn straight

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:06, Reply)
You called?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I begrudgingly click this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)
He's only here because someone else has started a fight and it wasn't him

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)
he even started an offensive thread about someone else today, i feel unloved and discarded

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Like a used prophylactic
and you smell a bit strange, and once someone's touched you, the smell won't go away.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Aww, don't feel like that mate
You fucking cunt

You're welcome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Thanks muchly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:02, Reply)
God I hate you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)
*Waves*
Hi monty, how's things?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Yeah not bad thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)
That was fun actually
I can see why Monty does it all the time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)
That's not the sort of tag teaming you're thinking of

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)
This would be a good retort if it made any sense

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)
I'm suggesting you tag fuck men
and want to do the same to me with monty...oh just seen the extra not
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)
*smugly folds arms, nods condescendingly*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)
top form today lads

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Height of erudite wit, us
There are entire areas of South Central Los Angeles that live in fear of being put down by me and Apey
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Go for it, Hon
We could use a bit more conflict on here.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)
*spills pint*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Nay Trubble
Mare Leek A Bastad
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)
that's not even trying
I recommend* taking the bottom off someone's pint with a stray over-topped cue ball in the back room of a rough north london boozer

*and by recommend I mean, obviously don't recommend.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Why go that far?
I think you only need to walk into some of them...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)
fair point.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Especially when you look like THAT.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)
SERIOUSLY, I have never felt so uncomfortable in a pub as in that one in Clapton
In which all the men looked like the angry bastard offspring of Ross Kemp and a pork pie, and all the women were confined to an alcove in the corner to sip their G&Ts (or blue WKDs for the kids)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Clapton is God.


Sorry, let me try that again.

Clapton is God-awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)
slowhand claps

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Cream of the crop.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)
That kind of punning really Grinds my (disraeli) Gears

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)
I'm surprised you weren't chatted up.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)
I don't think I was sufficiently orange for their liking

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)
My hands are looking suspiciously yellow.
Did you exchange livers with me?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)
I can assure you my liver is in perfect working order
I probably should have put yours back where it came from though...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Yeah but it's B3th innit
I like her.

You startin'?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)
*offers put-down about shoes*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 11 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)
*implies sexual shortcomings on opponent's part*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Hardly the best link ever
old link is old and not that hilarious at the time. Plus what sort of cunt shakes your hand before pushing you off a bridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)
chinese ones

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)
called Chin Fucker or something

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:18, Reply)
ninjas

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Its just ninja, ninja, ninja for you today K

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Fu-King cunt?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)
I prefer it with chicken tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Sweet and sour.
Like life.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Stop it Wormulus, you're better th ... DAMMIT, not again
Can you PLEASE stop wearing scarves as a disguise.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)
This is funny as Amberl does actually wear scarves.
Oi, hobag, when is your final exam?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)
I'm not at university
but you're right, she does, she drapes them over her breasts to appear more alluring.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)
The hobag comment was to Amberl.
Because, you know, she's a girl, and I'm objectifying her.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)
I'd objectify her.
Wait, objectify means to insert an object into something right?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)
like tit curtains

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:31, Reply)
CLICK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)
look, if everyone pushed someone off a bridge would you do it too just to fit in?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)
yep

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)
It would need everyone to push Al off a bridge
(Assuming the bridge didn't collapse first)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)
There isn't a bridge strong enough

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)
And even if there was it wouldn't matter
as my tummy would hit the ground first and cushion my fall.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)
...and we could all chuckle with impunity

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Good point fatty

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)
You should enter the Redbull Flugtag

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:31, Reply)
you'll never be allowed on a bouncy castle :(((

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)
I AM the bouncy castle

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)
I like this
www.b3ta.com/talk/7187300

I like the fact that they think there is a winner and a loser when we are all sad cunts on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Irritatingly, even with a proxy /talk is deemed too tasteless for my firewall
Surely that proves the point beautifully
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:38, Reply)

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