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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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it wasn't ON me
it didn't TOUCH me

it was just TOO NEAR me for comfort
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
he crouched over your amble bosom and laid a long steaming log along your clevage didn't he?
and you loved it
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:16, Reply)
boob docking

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)
He coiled out a corn-studded 18 inch 'Douglas Hurd' onto the top of her head.

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:19, Reply)
ha ha ha

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:21, Reply)
You were in the same bed as it.
Perhaps you exaggerate the 'leopard-like' haste with which you apparently fled the scene. Perhaps you even took a little time to ...expand your boundaries?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:36, Reply)
I hear she snuck down to the kitchen with it and popped it in the freezer for half an hour
Before "expanding her boundaries" around it
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:37, Reply)

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