I just saw an advert for "HM Solicitors"...
... who are one of these NoWinNoFee solicitors, who are giving away iPads to cases they take on. I know the inner workings of one of these companies, they're no more than a call-centre who pass details from A onto B. The one I know doesn't have a single person inside the company with a single law based qualification. They spin things out, juice them up, whatever it takes to make the case look take-on-able to the lawyer... that's why they're a dime-a-dozen.

And this one is aiming at kids.... www.kidzclaimz.com/

Anyone else think these companies are, not all, but in general, scum?

www.hmsolicitors.co.uk/serious_injury/ipad_terms_and_conditions
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:22, 88 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think that anyone who uses a z instead of an s
with no sense of irony or mitigating American birth is scum.
( Kroney, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Alright, crapper?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Call me Thomas.

( Kroney, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

When you 'logged on' this morning, did you get a lazy lob-on?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Yes I think they are
they're encourage fraud.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)

If someone pushed me off a bridge do you think I'd have a case?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)

A case of lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Probably not
there's a chink in your claim
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

yeah I think RSwipe is a scumbag too

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)

thank god
I was starting to think I was the only one.

Al doesn't count obviously
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

She's not personal injury.

( Kroney, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

just the thought of her causes me a personal injury

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

hahahahahahahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Ouch, trouser burn.

( Kroney, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:39, Reply)

bursting the zip of your trousers
does not count as a personal injury
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:43, Reply)

it's when the zip doesn't burst that the injury occurs

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)

even if they ARE waterproof.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

silly monty
waterproof trousers don't have zips
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I lack your in-depth knowledge of this area of the trouser industry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

your knowledge is focused more on the "childs" and "arseless chaps" areas?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:04, Reply)

fuck off with your FACTS

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

h8erz will h8
*pimp walks*
( Kroney, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Al doesn't spell or use correct grammar - I think his counting is just about OK, though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)

upto 21 anyway

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Adelelolz

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:39, Reply)

que?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:54, Reply)

her album is called 21
it's jeff. why are you questioning it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:55, Reply)

because I was implying Al can only count up to 21 because that is the total number of fingers/toes/things that look like little fingers that he has
I fail to see how Adele has any connection to that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Surely it's his hands feet and with a reacharound, his cock?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:58, Reply)

what?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

You deleting bastard!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

I decided after posting it that I didn't know what you were on about

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

al isn't an inbred freak
why would he have 21 fingers?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:01, Reply)

10 fingers + 10 toes + 1 little finger sized penis
good god woman

*exasperates*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

oh
i didn't bother reading that far up the chain.

anyway you know i can't count.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)

How do you keep track of all of your monies?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:09, Reply)

i don't
my budgeting works like this:

ATM

money comes out = gooooooood
money doesn't come out = fuuuuuck
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I don't understand
*exacerbates*
(TheColonel, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)

I think it's grotesque.
Speaking as someone about whom a great deal of 'kidz' have made a great deal of 'claimz', I think this 'ambulance-chasing' 'ooh the nasty man made me listen to obscure Japanese psychedelia whilst noncing me up a ding dong' kind of stuff just wastes court time and public money at a time when we are SUPPOSED to be reining it in.

They led me on, anyway, those sexy, sexy kids.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)

It's the small clothes they wear.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Injury Lawyers 4 U
With that nonce out of the Bill.

"Or you can say that was absolutely not my fault and I want some damn cash".

The no win-no fee regime is changing soon so it might curb this a bit. Jackson Review, innit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Really?
I'd better have an accident quickly, then.
( Kroney, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:40, Reply)

You love it when someone 'has an accident' don't you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Don't get "knocked off your stool".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:44, Reply)

The OT Stool of Lust?

( Kroney, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:49, Reply)

what is all this shit about?
i seem to have missed something
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Deutsche scat mag penchant.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Hahaha, 'shit'.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Kroney admitted to being heavily into specialist interest publications from the Augsburg region.
German shit-mags, for want of a less crude term.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:59, Reply)

WHAT?
eeeow
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

This is no time for racing car impressions.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

that is how quickly i would leave someone who was into that kind of crap though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I thought you usually waited until the morning?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:09, Reply)

You have more people shit on you than I have, though.
Think on THAT.
( Kroney, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Exactly how many have you had crap on you?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

26 in a single night.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:16, Reply)

That was the apex of my career
I put a video on you tube about it. It's called "Shatgun Wedding".
( Kroney, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Weren't you also the star of 'Endangered Faeces', alongside 'David Shattenborough'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Also "Two Boys, One Cement Mixer"
That one wasn't such a big hit, though.
( Kroney, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:23, Reply)

it wasn't ON me
it didn't TOUCH me

it was just TOO NEAR me for comfort
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

he crouched over your amble bosom and laid a long steaming log along your clevage didn't he?
and you loved it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:16, Reply)

boob docking

( Kroney, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)

He coiled out a corn-studded 18 inch 'Douglas Hurd' onto the top of her head.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:19, Reply)

ha ha ha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:21, Reply)

You were in the same bed as it.
Perhaps you exaggerate the 'leopard-like' haste with which you apparently fled the scene. Perhaps you even took a little time to ...expand your boundaries?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:36, Reply)

I hear she snuck down to the kitchen with it and popped it in the freezer for half an hour
Before "expanding her boundaries" around it
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Faeces is natural though innit
I've got no problem with it as long as 1000 gauge sheeting is involved
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Don't want someone shitting on an £8,500 hand sprung bed!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:11, Reply)

you do know that was a joke, right?
my bed was about £800 (from argos, i think. might have been johnny L).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

*Downgrades fantasy*
*Adds Elizbeth Duke jewellry*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:15, Reply)

sorry...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:16, Reply)

It's alright i like a bit of rough

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:17, Reply)

sorry
i swallowed my monocle there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Was it diamante encrusted?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Oh now come on
if you paid £800 for a bed from Argos they did see you coming ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)

You can buy a whole Argos for £72.50.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Suggested Retail Price £800

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:21, Reply)

ah, the argos catologue.
The laminated book of desperate dreams.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:35, Reply)

on reflection
the spare room bed was from argos. mine was john lewis.

i am very glad we cleared this up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Like the carpet in your spare room.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Is that what you said to the chap who did that 'illegal brownloading' in your bed?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:23, Reply)

that was his bed
not mine!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:43, Reply)

top bedroom prioritising, right there.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:33, Reply)

correct
i also have-

you know what, neither of us need me to share this!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Just been given shit load of work to do; Obergruppenfuhrer is not happy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Can't do it if you're not there.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:58, Reply)

There is always tomorrow mein reichsmarschall

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Auf Wiedersehen.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 17:09, Reply)