ffs
do i really have to? it's hot in here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:39, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

work is lame
I've been entering in 3 years worth of invoices into the computer because my boss borked the program
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:41, Reply)

your boss sucks

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)

FOR REALS
I mean he's alright most of the time, but when he sucks, he really really sucks
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)

mine is exactly the same
he is amazing 90% of the time and a demon 10% of it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)

At last you show up.
Damn you Swipe, Damn you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:43, Reply)

dude i've been here all day
but i am getting giddy as i am on the fourteenth floor of the building i am reporting on, and... there are only fourteen floors. woo! yay! hoorah for getting home BEFORE 2am...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Damn you I say.
In other news, I think Amberl is warming to me.

Last night she said hello to me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:48, Reply)

She was probably desperate for a hello.

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I am the suavest of the OT men.
I cannae blame her really.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)

I know there isn't a lot of competition
but on what basis do you claim this?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)

yeeeeeeah...
... i wouldn't flatter myself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)

remove layers
and scream at a flunky to get you diet Coke.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:46, Reply)

oh god i would come in my pants over a diet coke right now...
... but my flunky went home at 6.30, so that would mean a trip to sainsburys. can't face it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)

I have a can of diet coke in my pocket.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Nah! you're just pleased to see her.

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:53, Reply)

it is diet coke, my jeans are massively baggy.
They need to be.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Why?
Have you got a fat arse?
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)

damn

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)

No. My arse is surprisingly lean and toned, just ask Darth.
I need the bagginess for all of my Bruce stalking equipment.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)

all of my Bruce stalking equipment my massively prolapsed anus.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:02, Reply)

to fit your fat ass?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)