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blimey, that italian dude wasn't a million miles out with his prediction after all...
uk.news.yahoo.com/four-dead-spanish-quake-181416888.html
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:13,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Spain...........Italy.................it's all forrin innit.
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girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:15,
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it's near enough
the date was almost right too!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:19,
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Dagoes/ Wops.
They all look the same anyway.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:23,
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Which Italian dude?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 May 2011, 21:22,
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Blimey, that's just down the road* from me, I didn't feel owt
*it's a fucking long road
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broadsword, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:23,
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I like breasts.
Do you like breasts?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:26,
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i like breasts
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broadsword, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:26,
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I LOVE breasts.
And I sort of like breadsticks. Do I win a prize?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:27,
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You win a BOOBY prize!
Ha ha ha ha lol lol rofl
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broadsword, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:29,
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I see what you did there.
A most mammorable pun.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 May 2011, 21:30,
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I build 'em up
& you nork 'em down
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broadsword, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:34,
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Bra-vo sir!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 May 2011, 21:35,
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breasts
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broadsword, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:36,
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A positive triumph.
/1970's Kays catalogue lols.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 May 2011, 21:37,
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Even the gays like breasts.
See that Gok Wan? Closet heterosexual if ever there was one.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 May 2011, 21:29,
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I like breast and I have breasts.
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girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:32,
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Breast is best.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:33,
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Unless you're Darth.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 May 2011, 21:34,
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indeed.
To Darth, arse is best, then cock, then the 15" black rubber cock.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:35,
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And then dancing. Don't forget the dancing.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 May 2011, 21:36,
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Euphemism for cottaging.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:37,
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Darth wants to see my breasts.
Truefact!
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girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:35,
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is that not a bit creepy?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:36,
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I'm just happy someone wants to see my breasts.
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girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:37,
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Even a gay man with a beard?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:37,
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ANYONE!!!!
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girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:38,
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Even Bert?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:42,
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Except Bert.
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girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:44,
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Even Capt Hood-Butter?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:45,
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Except Capt Hood-butter.
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girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:45,
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Even Rory Lyon/SpankyHanky?
They are one and the same, like bert and bill clay.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:49,
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Rory would be so lucky!
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girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:54,
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You called?
*waggles eyebrow*
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:44,
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no way!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:45,
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er
eyebrow singular?
mr monobrow? or a bad plucking incident?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:45,
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I suffer wit da monobrow
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:46,
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Hi Bert.
How's your long lost half sister?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:46,
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get back to work you
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:30,
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ffs
do i really have to? it's hot in here.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:39,
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work is lame
I've been entering in 3 years worth of invoices into the computer because my boss borked the program
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:41,
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your boss sucks
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:45,
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FOR REALS
I mean he's alright most of the time, but when he sucks, he really really sucks
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:45,
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mine is exactly the same
he is amazing 90% of the time and a demon 10% of it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:51,
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At last you show up.
Damn you Swipe, Damn you.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:43,
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dude i've been here all day
but i am getting giddy as i am on the fourteenth floor of the building i am reporting on, and... there are only fourteen floors. woo! yay! hoorah for getting home BEFORE 2am...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:45,
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Damn you I say.
In other news, I think Amberl is warming to me.
Last night she said hello to me.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:48,
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She was probably desperate for a hello.
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girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:50,
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I am the suavest of the OT men.
I cannae blame her really.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:51,
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I know there isn't a lot of competition
but on what basis do you claim this?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:10,
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yeeeeeeah...
... i wouldn't flatter myself.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:52,
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remove layers
and scream at a flunky to get you diet Coke.
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:46,
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oh god i would come in my pants over a diet coke right now...
... but my flunky went home at 6.30, so that would mean a trip to sainsburys. can't face it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:51,
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I have a can of diet coke in my pocket.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:52,
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Nah! you're just pleased to see her.
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girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:53,
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it is diet coke, my jeans are massively baggy.
They need to be.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:55,
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Why?
Have you got a fat arse?
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girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:57,
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damn
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:57,
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No. My arse is surprisingly lean and toned, just ask Darth.
I need the bagginess for all of my Bruce stalking equipment.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:00,
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all of my Bruce stalking equipment my massively prolapsed anus.
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:02,
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to fit your fat ass?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:57,
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I have nothing to add to this discussion
I'm just after internet validation
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:44,
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*validates you*
*online*
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:45,
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YES!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:46,
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HAPPY BOOBS!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:10,
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( . ) ( . )
 \___/
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:30,
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Ahhhh yeaaaah.
I walked today. It was nice.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:36,
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good man
how far and wide?
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:39,
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Just over five miles with my good mate, and as wide as ever.
Zonked.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:46,
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I love that feeling
it does a lot for your spirits.
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:48,
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