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earthquake
blimey, that italian dude wasn't a million miles out with his prediction after all...

uk.news.yahoo.com/four-dead-spanish-quake-181416888.html
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:13, 69 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Spain...........Italy.................it's all forrin innit.

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:15, Reply)
it's near enough
the date was almost right too!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Dagoes/ Wops.
They all look the same anyway.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Which Italian dude?

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Blimey, that's just down the road* from me, I didn't feel owt

*it's a fucking long road
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:23, Reply)
I like breasts.
Do you like breasts?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:26, Reply)
i like breasts

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:26, Reply)
I LOVE breasts.
And I sort of like breadsticks. Do I win a prize?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:27, Reply)
You win a BOOBY prize!
Ha ha ha ha lol lol rofl
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:29, Reply)
I see what you did there.
A most mammorable pun.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:30, Reply)
I build 'em up
& you nork 'em down
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Bra-vo sir!

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:35, Reply)
breasts

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:36, Reply)
A positive triumph.
/1970's Kays catalogue lols.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Even the gays like breasts.
See that Gok Wan? Closet heterosexual if ever there was one.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:29, Reply)
I like breast and I have breasts.

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Breast is best.

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Unless you're Darth.

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)
indeed.
To Darth, arse is best, then cock, then the 15" black rubber cock.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:35, Reply)
And then dancing. Don't forget the dancing.

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Euphemism for cottaging.

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Darth wants to see my breasts.
Truefact!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:35, Reply)
is that not a bit creepy?

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:36, Reply)
I'm just happy someone wants to see my breasts.

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Even a gay man with a beard?

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:37, Reply)
ANYONE!!!!

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Even Bert?

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Except Bert.

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Even Capt Hood-Butter?

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Except Capt Hood-butter.

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Even Rory Lyon/SpankyHanky?
They are one and the same, like bert and bill clay.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Rory would be so lucky!

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:54, Reply)
You called?
*waggles eyebrow*
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:44, Reply)
no way!

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)
er
eyebrow singular?

mr monobrow? or a bad plucking incident?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)
I suffer wit da monobrow

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Hi Bert.
How's your long lost half sister?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:46, Reply)
get back to work you

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:30, Reply)
ffs
do i really have to? it's hot in here.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:39, Reply)
work is lame
I've been entering in 3 years worth of invoices into the computer because my boss borked the program
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:41, Reply)
your boss sucks

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)
FOR REALS
I mean he's alright most of the time, but when he sucks, he really really sucks
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)
mine is exactly the same
he is amazing 90% of the time and a demon 10% of it.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)
At last you show up.
Damn you Swipe, Damn you.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:43, Reply)
dude i've been here all day
but i am getting giddy as i am on the fourteenth floor of the building i am reporting on, and... there are only fourteen floors. woo! yay! hoorah for getting home BEFORE 2am...
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Damn you I say.
In other news, I think Amberl is warming to me.

Last night she said hello to me.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:48, Reply)
She was probably desperate for a hello.

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:50, Reply)
I am the suavest of the OT men.
I cannae blame her really.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I know there isn't a lot of competition
but on what basis do you claim this?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)
yeeeeeeah...
... i wouldn't flatter myself.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)
remove layers
and scream at a flunky to get you diet Coke.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:46, Reply)
oh god i would come in my pants over a diet coke right now...
... but my flunky went home at 6.30, so that would mean a trip to sainsburys. can't face it.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I have a can of diet coke in my pocket.

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Nah! you're just pleased to see her.

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:53, Reply)
it is diet coke, my jeans are massively baggy.
They need to be.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Why?
Have you got a fat arse?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)
damn

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)
No. My arse is surprisingly lean and toned, just ask Darth.
I need the bagginess for all of my Bruce stalking equipment.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)

all of my Bruce stalking equipment my massively prolapsed anus.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:02, Reply)
to fit your fat ass?

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I have nothing to add to this discussion
I'm just after internet validation
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:44, Reply)
*validates you*
*online*
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)
YES!

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 21:46, Reply)
HAPPY BOOBS!

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)
( . ) ( . )
       \___/
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Ahhhh yeaaaah.
I walked today. It was nice.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:36, Reply)
good man
how far and wide?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Just over five miles with my good mate, and as wide as ever.
Zonked.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:46, Reply)
I love that feeling
it does a lot for your spirits.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 22:48, Reply)

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