You really don't want a vivid description
(repost for the nth time) Hockey stick to the face 18 months ago, shattered maxilla, shattered palette, lost 4 teeth, at last count have had 2 maxillofacial reconstructions, one bone graft, and have just had the implant pegs put into the reconstructed jaw. All under local anasthetic. I don't recommend it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:10, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

O_O

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:11, Reply)

POIDH

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Oh, it most defintely did happen.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I think you're winning.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Hence your icon.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:12, Reply)

you should finish this story with
"that's why I'm so pretty"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:13, Reply)

haha. nice.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Hockey is for girls.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:25, Reply)

6 replies, it takes.
fucking hell, /OT. You're losing your touch.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:26, Reply)

We never had a "touch"
except that one time, but he got banned pretty quickly.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I have to do everything for these people.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:29, Reply)

I have bigger problems with lacrosse.
That's a girl's game.
( Kroney, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:29, Reply)

In the sense that it's almost entirely played by girls, yeah.
Men's lacrosse is a fucking dangerous game. It's up there with hurling, which is essentially hockey played at head height by psychopaths.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:32, Reply)

My mum played it at school.
Therefore it's a girl's game played by girls, whatever their gender.
( Kroney, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I played it at school. An all-girls school.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Proof right here.

( Kroney, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:43, Reply)

hurling is dangerous
mixed group hurling even more so
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:46, Reply)